Myths about the band:

[princeofleon]

Caleb - Caleb believes in Jesus because it was him that wrote the bible and Jesus is based on himself. So he is living in his own glory.

Nathan - Will run to be next President of the USA and will be get enrolled without a democratic vote because he doesnt want one. In 6 months he will make himself President of Earth.

Jared - Everytime Jared plays the bass, God creates a cute puppy.

Matthew - Once when he was part of an assasination attempt, Matt threw a guitar at one man. He hit him, killed him and the rest of his gang.

[princeofleon]

The idea was that other people could make up there own funny myths. I guess I have failed to make people laugh or join me on this occassion. (sound of arse being kicked, then a sudden thump and then "dont ever fuckin come back")

[FlightoftheConchords]

haha go matt

[newtonab]

Nathan keeps pot in his bass drum

Jared is 30 years old

Caleb likes to wear women's clothes

Matthew is the devil's son



Its all true

[buck]

princeofleon said:

Jared - Everytime Jared plays the bass, God creates a cute puppy.

It's TRUE.

Hrm. A good myth... Lemme think.... Nathan fights crime on the side. Caleb has three children. (That's a possibility!) Jared is planning to design his own clothing line. (Gawd, that's also possible...) Matthew's been taking roller skating lessons on the side because he's sick of being the worst skater in the band.

EDIT:

newtonab said:

Nathan keeps pot in his bass drum

Caleb likes to wear women's clothes

Those two could be totally true! You never know with those freaky Followills! lol

[newtonab]

buck said:

Jared is planning to design his own clothing line. (Gawd, that's also possible...)

Haha. he would probably name it Gawd too

[double]

nathan grew his beard for a while simply because he had some kid somewhere and he didn't want anyone to catch on, but then he realized he wasn't the baby dady so he finally shaved.

caleb is really rooster and caleb is just his sober alter ego.

jared has a thing for fabrizio of the strokes but he's terrified of it showing so he sleeps with as many women as possible, and talks about it even more just so no one will catch on.

mathew has about 300 journals filled with all of the things he'd like to say but never has.

i'll think of more later!

[Navi]

double said:

mathew has about 300 journals filled with all of the things he'd like to say but never has.

hahaha classic


Jared collects hair.

Nathan buys hair off of Jared because he is unable to grow his own beard.

Jared uses the money to fund his "clothing line", gawd.


This is a lot harder than I thought.

[newtonab]

Today at 10:13pm, double wrote:

mathew has about 300 journals filled with all of the things he'd like to say but never has.
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LOL im dying over here.

Double sounds like she lives with the guys. classic

[double]

newtonab said:

Today at 10:13pm, double wrote:

mathew has about 300 journals filled with all of the things he'd like to say but never has.
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LOL im dying over here.

Double sounds like she lives with the guys. classic

ahaha. i wish. i just have a very lively imagination.

[newtonab]

^you cracked me up

[double]

that's always nice to hear, =].

[newtonab]

Can't you picture him rehearsing everything he's never gotten to say? lol poor kid

[ruby]

Jared shaves his chest hair and gives it to wig makers/hair salons so people can use them for "natural hair extensions"

Nathan cultivates the finest Jamaican marijuana in the world, but is selfish and only smokes it for himself.

Caleb is really a girl called Celeste.

Mathew is quite because he is a megalomaniac, and plans to take over the world, once he's finished touring

[Viscera Eyes]

princeofleon said:

Jared - Everytime Jared plays the bass, God creates a cute puppy.

Who said that wasn't true?

[quelquefois]

Jared is actually a label-mongering baglady that wears a back brace.

Matthew is a shy mute. And, by shy mute I mean he's an illegal immigrant from some unknown, insignificant country that no one knows exists. He never talks because he's afraid someone will deport him once they hear his ridiculous accent.

Caleb has had hemmorhoids since birth. I need not explain. 'Nuff said. Aaaayiah!

Nathan is actually the King of Léon, Spain. Everyone wears tight jeans there. The women wear painted on jeans. PAINTed...on jeans. As in..with paint. He's made it so that there is a daily ritual that every female (of reasonable age) must venture into his palace at least thrice so that he himself may conduct and oversee the painting on of jeans.

[jaredismygod]

jared wears little white cotton socks with pink bunnys on them

the reason why calebs hairs got so much thicker is because he went bald and now wears a wig.

nathan IS jesus

the reason matthew never talks is because he used to be a bloodythirsty pirate, untill his ship was sank by his own crew and they cut out his tongue

[suneyedgirl]

double said:

mathew has about 300 journals filled with all of the things he'd like to say but never has.

This made me "awwwh" quite loudly.

How about:

Jared has cheek and jawbone implants.

Matthew never talks because, if anyone here has seem the movie Dogma, he is infact the Lord himself and human ears are incapable of hearing God's voice and if you do then it makes your head explode, which is what happens to (poor, poor) Ben Affleck.

[deadroses7]

I cant think of anything but i do believe Caleb wears women clothing

[double]

nathan used to hide pot in his beard.

caleb braids his chest hair when he's stoned

jared braids calebs chest hairs when he's stoned

mathew is secretly writing a tell all book about the boys.