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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2009 19:59:28 GMT
They're actually superheroes (since the tight jeans) who help old ladies to cross the street in the night and rescue kittens from tall trees.
All that party stuff is just a cover-up
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Post by ticboo on Jan 17, 2009 14:31:17 GMT
i love this thread  The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change are becoming even more concerned about the seemingly unstoppable progress of global warming. Research findings just published show a hitherto unrealised link between global warming and Followill hair. It's not clear yet what the nature of the relationship is, but hair cover is shrinking in line with increasing levels of atmospheric CO2. Scientists are trying to raise funding to track the receding hairline of Caleb Followill to improve their data, but it is already clear that we are approaching a tipping point. If Nathan and Nacho cut their hair we are all doomed. |
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Post by montana on Jan 17, 2009 15:58:57 GMT
hahahahahahahahahahah karma ticboo for giving me my first belly laugh of the day |
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Post by brasiliangirl on Jan 17, 2009 17:13:20 GMT
i love this thread The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change are becoming even more concerned about the seemingly unstoppable progress of global warming. Research findings just published show a hitherto unrealised link between global warming and Followill hair. It's not clear yet what the nature of the relationship is, but hair cover is shrinking in line with increasing levels of atmospheric CO2. Scientists are trying to raise funding to track the receding hairline of Caleb Followill to improve their data, but it is already clear that we are approaching a tipping point. If Nathan and Nacho cut their hair we are all doomed. lol karma  |
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Post by coolcamarogirl on Jan 17, 2009 18:31:29 GMT
i love this thread The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change are becoming even more concerned about the seemingly unstoppable progress of global warming. Research findings just published show a hitherto unrealised link between global warming and Followill hair. It's not clear yet what the nature of the relationship is, but hair cover is shrinking in line with increasing levels of atmospheric CO2. Scientists are trying to raise funding to track the receding hairline of Caleb Followill to improve their data, but it is already clear that we are approaching a tipping point. If Nathan and Nacho cut their hair we are all doomed. OMG ticboo, you're hysterical!!!! karma when I can |
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Post by ticboo on Jan 18, 2009 11:41:06 GMT
thanks for the karma Matt agrees and asks, "So if I'm lead guitar and you are lead vocals and rhythm guitar and Nate is drums who'll play bass?" Nathan and Caleb look at eachother and together exclaim "Oh shit, we left Jared in his carseat in the car." oh yes!! karma for that! made me laugh. |
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Post by pheebs(: on Jan 18, 2009 13:17:51 GMT
mathew has about 300 journals filled with all of the things he'd like to say but never has. Ahaa that made me giggle. |
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Post by sugarhiccup on Jan 18, 2009 21:18:28 GMT
whilst yawning one day, a mighty wind from osaka, japan, blew a small school girl into jared's mouth.
without realising, he swallowed said girl and subsequently, every time he laughs, you can hear the cries of a poor girl trying to escape, deep from his belly.
(chuckle)
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Post by sarah/// on Jan 18, 2009 21:29:25 GMT
Hahahahaha, I love it!
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Post by brasiliangirl on Jan 19, 2009 3:26:53 GMT
whilst yawning one day, a mighty wind from osaka, japan, blew a small school girl into jared's mouth. without realising, he swallowed said girl and subsequently, every time he laughs, you can hear the cries of a poor girl trying to escape, deep from his belly. (chuckle) lol karma |
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Post by kim111 on Jan 19, 2009 10:08:21 GMT
ok first attempt.
caleb once cut nathans hair while nathan was asleep and so invoked the curse of nathan-kamun this is why calebs hair is receeding.
matt used to be the chattiest member of the band and it was pissing jared off so jared went to see ursula the sea witch and got matts voice trapped in a shell in return to ursula jared had to give up his hair straighteners.
hope they arent too shit
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Post by ticboo on Jan 19, 2009 12:22:25 GMT
^no they're not shit at all! - have some karma for making me laugh kim (Nathan-kamun!!)
however this might be:
Captain Chesley Sullenberger has been credited in news media worldwide with succesfully landing US Airways flight 1549 in the water of the Hudson River last week, saving the lives of over 150 people.
but that's cos Nacho likes to remain anonymous.
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Post by schnucams on Jan 19, 2009 14:02:44 GMT
Hahahahaha!! Nacho............HERO EXTRODINAIRE  |
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Post by sugarhiccup on Jan 19, 2009 14:34:57 GMT
whilst yawning one day, a mighty wind from osaka, japan, blew a small school girl into jared's mouth. without realising, he swallowed said girl and subsequently, every time he laughs, you can hear the cries of a poor girl trying to escape, deep from his belly. (chuckle) lol karma thankyou brasiliangirl, i'm glad someone other than myself found it funny  |
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Post by kim111 on Jan 19, 2009 17:36:49 GMT
^no they're not shit at all! - have some karma for making me laugh kim (Nathan-kamun!!) however this might be: Captain Chesley Sullenberger has been credited in news media worldwide with succesfully landing US Airways flight 1549 in the water of the Hudson River last week, saving the lives of over 150 people. but that's cos Nacho likes to remain anonymous. thanks and hahaha i bet nacho could land a plane on water he just cant be bothered to try! |
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Post by linkin10 on Jan 28, 2009 20:01:31 GMT
Go Matthew |
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Post by ticboo on Jan 28, 2009 20:33:13 GMT
Matthew is a financial/ economics genius but Jared never lets Matthew speak so now the world economy is going to hell in a handcart.
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Post by beplumcrazy on Nov 2, 2009 10:53:47 GMT
whilst yawning one day, a mighty wind from osaka, japan, blew a small school girl into jared's mouth. without realising, he swallowed said girl and subsequently, every time he laughs, you can hear the cries of a poor girl trying to escape, deep from his belly. (chuckle) i'm bumping this thread because this is the funniest post ever... the first time i read it back when it was originally posted i laughed so hard i almost pee'd! (i got bored this morning since i had to be up early for work and i went looking through old threads and remembered this one!) |
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Post by jeffica on Nov 2, 2009 21:49:47 GMT
Oh my good this is the funniest thread ever!
So far I got nothing else to contribute *racks brains*
I will be back... (maybe...)
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Post by Erin on Nov 2, 2009 22:10:11 GMT
Thanks for the bump Carrie, it really is a good laugh! Funny how often people can say Matt doesn't talk (much) but all with different reasons. |
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