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Post by ILoveTheRazzleKid on Sept 21, 2008 15:53:39 GMT
Nacho is actually the real genius behind the band.. he is a slave to the others, usually only fed if he manages to write a song or lyric.
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Post by kol1402 on Sept 21, 2008 19:43:27 GMT
nathan used to hide pot in his beard. caleb braids his chest hair when he's stoned jared braids calebs chest hairs when he's stoned mathew is secretly writing a tell all book about the boys.[/quote ha ha ha ha ha ha jared |
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Post by schnucams on Sept 22, 2008 22:17:55 GMT
Caleb got inspiration for chorus of Red Morning Light one night when he came home to find Jared prancing around the house in Manolo's, suspenders (suspender here means the ones holding up lacy stockings  ) and sporting a lovely cherry red lipstick!! Nathans pecs are implants that cost a fortune thats why he's always showing them off!! After surgery it was he who wrote all the shit hot lyrics for OBTN. Caleb is blackmailing Nathan and will announce to the world that Nathan is, in fact, Jesus, if he tells anyone that Caleb didnt write, and has never written, any decent lyrics!!! And Matthew, well, Matthew still says nothing!! mathew has about 300 journals filled with all of the things he'd like to say but never has. He must be close on 600 now!!! Speak boy!! |
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Post by aiyaaaah123 on Dec 16, 2008 14:18:04 GMT
"a dingo stole my baby" nope, it was actually Matt
and that baby grew into Jared
who Caleb thinks is his and Matts' love child
and Nathan (to keep this secret) cast a spell on Matt (as he is actually a wizard...Harry Potter's second cousin) so that he'd NEVER EVER SPEAK EVER! NEVER! NOT EVER!
and Nacho is actually The Kings' father AND mother, 'cause he's talented like that
meaning that Leon and Betty-Ann stole The Kings from a tent in the Australian outback, and covered that story up by blaming it on a dingo
which inspired Matt to do the same, which is how Jared became Jared - who Caleb thinks is his love child with Matt, and Matt can never tell caleb the truth because of Nathan's Harry Potter Powers.
THE END!
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Post by loveisdivine on Dec 16, 2008 16:53:18 GMT
haha brilliant  ^^ karma for yousssss |
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Post by chloeg on Dec 16, 2008 16:56:43 GMT
lmfaoo that amusedd me  |
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Post by suchacharmer1 on Dec 23, 2008 2:59:51 GMT
"a dingo stole my baby" nope, it was actually Matt and that baby grew into Jared who Caleb thinks is his and Matts' love child and Nathan (to keep this secret) cast a spell on Matt (as he is actually a wizard...Harry Potter's second cousin) so that he'd NEVER EVER SPEAK EVER! NEVER! NOT EVER! and Nacho is actually The Kings' father AND mother, 'cause he's talented like that meaning that Leon and Betty-Ann stole The Kings from a tent in the Australian outback, and covered that story up by blaming it on a dingo which inspired Matt to do the same, which is how Jared became Jared - who Caleb thinks is his love child with Matt, and Matt can never tell caleb the truth because of Nathan's Harry Potter Powers. THE END! HA HA HA HA |
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Post by Savanna on Dec 23, 2008 3:01:36 GMT
hahaha, that was great.
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Post by Eden on Jan 1, 2009 18:58:33 GMT
That was hilarious. |
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Post by meowlikeacow on Jan 1, 2009 23:00:30 GMT
viagra was invented when scientists took Nathan's sex juice and fashioned it into a pill
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Post by meelottie on Jan 1, 2009 23:03:37 GMT
viagra was invented when scientists took Nathan's sex juice and fashioned it into a pill hehehe |
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Post by brasiliangirl on Jan 6, 2009 21:18:40 GMT
Eddie Vedder wants to have Nathan's babies, but Nate wants Eddie to be the mother.
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Post by Meh on Jan 6, 2009 21:20:56 GMT
Eddie Vedder wants to have Nathan's babies, but Nate wants Eddie to be the mother. What gorgeous babies they'd produce. Lol! |
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Post by coolcamarogirl on Jan 6, 2009 21:34:04 GMT
They're all macrobiotics, except for Nathan who is likes a piece of meat.
They all love cucumber juice.
The drinking is just a cover up.
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Post by sarahrose on Jan 6, 2009 21:36:28 GMT
ugh, i've been sitting here trying to think up clever myths, but will have to return later when i'm a little wine happy. love everyone's myths by the way. |
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Post by leiyinglo on Jan 15, 2009 15:43:24 GMT
I'm going to get in so much trouble for this but, you know what, I've worked there nigh on 3 months and they still refer to me as "the tea girl"  For the record, I also have coffee and biscuits! Anyway, I work for a publishing house that is currently working on an unoffcial Kings Of Leon biography titled "On KOL" (see what they did there?) and I managed to sneak a quick peek at the first few pages. I'll never remember it all verbatim but here's some paraphrased tidbits... Chapter One
Genesis
We've all heard "The story." Three brothers. One cousin. An organic, adolescent family band combining whoring honesty and holy fervour with seasoned aplomb. We've been force fed it in a thousand interviews till it's become gospel. The truth, however, is even stranger than the fiction.
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Sources close to the Followills have since revealed that Anthony "Caleb" Followill only set upon starting a band after his audition to replace Geri in The Spice Girls went spectacularly awry (the "sources" clam up at this point but some mutterings about Mel B taking a tambourine to the face leave little to the imagination). Rumour has it, Molly's Chambers played backwards is Wannabe.
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Ivan "Nathan" Followill, the older Follwill sibling, it turns out, was tricked into joining his brother's outfit under the impression it was an ABBA tribute band. He even grew the beard. By the time the truth was revealed, Ivan had already signed on the dotted line and Anthony had hidden all his razors.
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Aware that their "look" might lead to some teasing from Simon Amstell, the brothers later decided to add some hotness to the mix. They advertised in Nashville's "Hog And Hound Monthly" which lead to the discovery of a young French model by the name of Mattieu de la Croix. With no previous guitar experience and no knowledge of english, de la Croix was tied to a chair in front of a looped video of Brian May for six months. He struggled with the southern accent, however, mastering only a few phrases such as, "Hi, I'm Matt!" and "Oh my gaaawd!" and was subsequently dubbed "the quiet one" and forced to grow his hair over one eye to disguise the fact he looked nothing like the others.
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Lacking a bass line and unwilling to wait for their mother, Betty Ann, to produce a baby brother, Michael "Jared" Followill was grown in a petrie dish in the garage from the combined DNA of Anthony's chest hair and Mark King's thumb...That's as far as I got before someone came in. Guess you guy's will just have to wait till 2010 for the rest. [Disclaimer: 99% of what I just wrote may, quite possibly, be untrue] |
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Post by catinthehat on Jan 15, 2009 16:13:54 GMT
Caleb actually wrote 'Charmer' about Nacho
Jared actually brought sexy back
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Post by sarahrose on Jan 15, 2009 20:04:21 GMT
One night 6 years ago Caleb and Nathan went to a strip club, the Madame Jojo's Nathan always mentions. The two found a comfy table right at the edge of the stage and ordered a round of drinks. The MC announced the next dancer: "Now, y'all know it's 'Twisted Thursday' and so our next dancer will not be the typical girl you'd expect. Gentlemen let me introduce to you Mathilda Mayberry" Caleb and Nathan didn't know what to expect. They were pretty concerned when they learned the next girl wouldn't be typical. Imagine their surprise when Matt walked out on stage in nothing but a black leather bikini and stilettos. Matt locked eyes with Caleb, he squeals and quickly runs off thestage. Nathan turned to Caleb and said, "This isn't right, it's just so wrong. I think if we were to form a band it would help Matt get out of this line of work" Caleb agrees, "Yeah man, what the hell is Matt thinking? We need to have a talk with him." The two walk back stage and convince Matt that stripping is not how he should live his life and that it would be better for him to play guitar in their band. Matt agrees and asks, "So if I'm lead guitar and you are lead vocals and rhythm guitar and Nate is drums who'll play bass?" Nathan and Caleb look at eachother and together exclaim "Oh shit, we left Jared in his carseat in the car."
That's the real story about Madame JoJo's and the dancer Nathan admired.
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Post by montana on Jan 15, 2009 20:20:10 GMT
I'm going to get in so much trouble for this but, you know what, I've worked there nigh on 3 months and they still refer to me as "the tea girl" For the record, I also have coffee and biscuits! Anyway, I work for a publishing house that is currently working on an unoffcial Kings Of Leon biography titled "On KOL" (see what they did there?) and I managed to sneak a quick peek at the first few pages. I'll never remember it all verbatim but here's some paraphrased tidbits... Chapter One
Genesis
We've all heard "The story." Three brothers. One cousin. An organic, adolescent family band combining whoring honesty and holy fervour with seasoned aplomb. We've been force fed it in a thousand interviews till it's become gospel. The truth, however, is even stranger than the fiction.
...
Sources close to the Followills have since revealed that Anthony "Caleb" Followill only set upon starting a band after his audition to replace Geri in The Spice Girls went spectacularly awry (the "sources" clam up at this point but some mutterings about Mel B taking a tambourine to the face leave little to the imagination). Rumour has it, Molly's Chambers played backwards is Wannabe.
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Ivan "Nathan" Followill, the older Follwill sibling, it turns out, was tricked into joining his brother's outfit under the impression it was an ABBA tribute band. He even grew the beard. By the time the truth was revealed, Ivan had already signed on the dotted line and Anthony had hidden all his razors.
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Aware that their "look" might lead to some teasing from Simon Amstell, the brothers later decided to add some hotness to the mix. They advertised in Nashville's "Hog And Hound Monthly" which lead to the discovery of a young French model by the name of Mattieu de la Croix. With no previous guitar experience and no knowledge of english, de la Croix was tied to a chair in front of a looped video of Brian May for six months. He struggled with the southern accent, however, mastering only a few phrases such as, "Hi, I'm Matt!" and "Oh my gaaawd!" and was subsequently dubbed "the quiet one" and forced to grow his hair over one eye to disguise the fact he looked nothing like the others.
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Lacking a bass line and unwilling to wait for their mother, Betty Ann, to produce a baby brother, Michael "Jared" Followill was grown in a petrie dish in the garage from the combined DNA of Anthony's chest hair and Mark King's thumb...That's as far as I got before someone came in. Guess you guy's will just have to wait till 2010 for the rest. [Disclaimer: 99% of what I just wrote may, quite possibly, be untrue] I love it..karma when i can |
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Post by summerskin on Jan 15, 2009 20:28:32 GMT
Aware that their "look" might lead to some teasing from Simon Amstell, the brothers later decided to add some hotness to the mix. They advertised in Nashville's "Hog And Hound Monthly" which lead to the discovery of a young French model by the name of Mattieu de la Croix. With no previous guitar experience and no knowledge of english, de la Croix was tied to a chair in front of a looped video of Brian May for six months. He struggled with the southern accent, however, mastering only a few phrases such as, "Hi, I'm Matt!" and "Oh my gaaawd!" and was subsequently dubbed "the quiet one" and forced to grow his hair over one eye to disguise the fact he looked nothing like the others. ... Lacking a bass line and unwilling to wait for their mother, Betty Ann, to produce a baby brother, Michael "Jared" Followill was grown in a petrie dish in the garage from the combined DNA of Anthony's chest hair and Mark King's thumb... [/i] That's as far as I got before someone came in. Guess you guy's will just have to wait till 2010 for the rest. [Disclaimer: 99% of what I just wrote may, quite possibly, be untrue][/quote] BWAHAHAHAA! A petri dish! Karma! |
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