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Post by hotlikearazor on May 16, 2007 11:54:02 GMT
Okay guys, here's the dealio, this is a completely "hypothetical" thread or whatever...about ULTIMATE fighting! You verses any member of the KOL band! I'll go first! I would take on Caleb, because Jared would probably cry if he broke a nail, and Nathan and Matt are too passive. Obviously it would be a drunken bar fight, and it would mostly be pushing and screaming and hairpulling, and depending on the day and how tight our jeans are, we could add some kickboxing action (I say that because I just got a new pair of skinny jeans from a show I was in, and I can hardly bend my knees in them they're so tight) It would be a close fight, and eventually it would come down to either: 1. Me smothering him with my large bosoms 2. Caleb suffocating me with his Burt Reynolds chest hair...and I would die... Remember, this is totally just for fun, but Caleb, if you're out there, I wanna fight you dude, Power Ranger style! Okay, discuss amongst yourselves, and then I want to hear your fake ultimate fighting story!  |
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Post by hoppy78 on May 16, 2007 12:35:09 GMT
hahaha that was brill!  |
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Post by mollymolly on May 16, 2007 12:37:37 GMT
Could there be some sort of lycra outfits involved, Mexican wrestler style? And masks........?
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Post by hoppy78 on May 16, 2007 12:39:13 GMT
yeah or loads of face paint! |
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Post by hotlikearazor on May 16, 2007 12:39:16 GMT
if necessary lol
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Post by hotlikearazor on May 16, 2007 12:41:21 GMT
oh! You know what would be fun, cardboard armor and stuff. oh and tinfoil helmets! yeayah! if I was wearing cardboard armor I'd definitely fight Jared, it'd be so much fun!
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Post by mollymolly on May 16, 2007 12:44:36 GMT
oh! You know what would be fun, cardboard armor and stuff. oh and tinfoil helmets! yeayah! if I was wearing cardboard armor I'd definitely fight Jared, it'd be so much fun! Would you ride into battle on like, a horses head on a stick? Wicked. |
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Post by hotlikearazor on May 16, 2007 12:45:33 GMT
oh! You know what would be fun, cardboard armor and stuff. oh and tinfoil helmets! yeayah! if I was wearing cardboard armor I'd definitely fight Jared, it'd be so much fun! Would you ride into battle on like, a horses head on a stick? Wicked. of course...now that you mention it anyway. haha, that was funny, karma for you |
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Post by mollymolly on May 16, 2007 12:46:59 GMT
Would you ride into battle on like, a horses head on a stick? Wicked. of course...now that you mention it anyway. haha, that was funny, karma for you oooooo - my first one - thanks x |
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Post by double on May 16, 2007 12:51:15 GMT
i want to wrestle nathan! and i want to put him in a very compromising position at that! also, i want him to wear those speedo thingies wrestlers wear! oh oh oh and can it be a like, one way tag team match? like caleb and nathan against i? and can caleb wear a speedo thing, too?
oh my gosh, this idea is so amazingly brilliant!
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Post by hotlikearazor on May 16, 2007 12:53:12 GMT
haha, now that you mention it, wrestling with nathan would be fabulous! haha, and if there's speedo you should be wrestling like on the beach in the waves...brill double!
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Post by hoppy78 on May 16, 2007 12:54:25 GMT
this is sooooo funny! im in work and i laugh soooo loud and everyone keeps looking at me very strange and i just can't explain to them cause they just wont get it!! |
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Post by hotlikearazor on May 16, 2007 12:57:26 GMT
yay! I'm glad you like hoppy. Some of the conversations in the other threads were gettin' me down, so I thought it would be fun.
Anyway, back to the topic, lol. I kind of have the urge to fight Jared, his lost boys look bothers me, so we would dress up like punk vampires and play chicken on motorcycles...yeah...
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Post by double on May 16, 2007 12:57:53 GMT
ohh the beach! with water! in that case i want to dress them up like mermaids.
ahaha. this is so fun.
ok so nathan will be the boy mermaid and he'll wear those leg fin thingies, and caleb will be the girl mermaid...oh no wait mathew will be the girl mermaid because i remember that one quote where caleb called mathew a slut for showing his bra, something like that.
so a three way tag team match! with costumes! in the water!
man i'd so win that fight. and by win that fight i mean man i'd so lie down and let them pin me.
and jared can be the reff, because i don't like the way jared looks/acts now. maybe if we can summon the kings of the mermaids to make jared 15 again, he can like wrestle too...oh i just got that! kings of the mermaids, kings of leon...they should totally change their name!
oh dear jesus, i am having far too much fun here.
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Post by double on May 16, 2007 12:58:45 GMT
yay! I'm glad you like hoppy. Some of the conversations in the other threads were gettin' me down, so I thought it would be fun. Anyway, back to the topic, lol. I kind of have the urge to fight Jared, his lost boys look bothers me, so we would dress up like punk vampires and play chicken on motorcycles...yeah... jared would so be a vampire. i swear it, in a fight man...i could totally see those fangs come out. that little cheat. |
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Post by hotlikearazor on May 16, 2007 12:59:24 GMT
ohh the beach! with water! in that case i want to dress them up like mermaids. ahaha. this is so fun. ok so nathan will be the boy mermaid and he'll wear those leg fin thingies, and caleb will be the girl mermaid...oh no wait mathew will be the girl mermaid because i remember that one quote where caleb called mathew a slut for showing his bra, something like that. so a three way tag team match! with costumes! in the water! man i'd so win that fight. and by win that fight i mean man i'd so lie down and let them pin me. and jared can be the reff, because i don't like the way jared looks/acts now. maybe if we can summon the kings of the mermaids to make jared 15 again, he can like wrestle too...oh i just got that! kings of the mermaids, kings of leon...they should totally change their name! oh dear jesus, i am having far too much fun here. Oh my GOD! Double I love you! I'm literally crying right now, that is so genius! hahaha! |
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Post by mollymolly on May 16, 2007 13:00:21 GMT
i want to wrestle nathan! and i want to put him in a very compromising position at that! also, i want him to wear those speedo thingies wrestlers wear! oh oh oh and can it be a like, one way tag team match? like caleb and nathan against i? and can caleb wear a speedo thing, too? oh my gosh, this idea is so amazingly brilliant! That's not so much battling - more amateur porn. Pervert  |
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Post by double on May 16, 2007 13:02:10 GMT
ohh the beach! with water! in that case i want to dress them up like mermaids. ahaha. this is so fun. ok so nathan will be the boy mermaid and he'll wear those leg fin thingies, and caleb will be the girl mermaid...oh no wait mathew will be the girl mermaid because i remember that one quote where caleb called mathew a slut for showing his bra, something like that. so a three way tag team match! with costumes! in the water! man i'd so win that fight. and by win that fight i mean man i'd so lie down and let them pin me. and jared can be the reff, because i don't like the way jared looks/acts now. maybe if we can summon the kings of the mermaids to make jared 15 again, he can like wrestle too...oh i just got that! kings of the mermaids, kings of leon...they should totally change their name! oh dear jesus, i am having far too much fun here. Oh my GOD! Double I love you! I'm literally crying right now, that is so genius! hahaha! no dear, i love YOU. this thread was genius. watch me spend all day in lectures typing up possible matches for the kings and i. and when my ornithology professor asks me to give her the characteristics of the do do bird, i'll just clap my hands and start yelling "FLOP NATHAN, FLOP FLOP FLOP *WOOOOOOOOOSH* YOU GOT ME WEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!!!!!"  |
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Post by hoppy78 on May 16, 2007 13:02:11 GMT
hahaha i think thats what she was aiming for good one! |
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Post by hotlikearazor on May 16, 2007 13:03:56 GMT
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