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Post by hotlikearazor on May 16, 2007 15:03:50 GMT
okay guys come on, lets here some battle royale scenarios! we had a dinosaur and astronaut party last weekend, I think it'd be cool if we all dressed up and shot lasers and eachother and tried to see who could fly to the moon first (kinda like capture the flag...wait, no...whatever) I would totally let Caleb capture my flag  |
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Post by hoodratz on May 16, 2007 17:20:29 GMT
oh. my. god. this. thread. is. all. shades. of. creepy. and. i. hope. that. they. dont. read. this. forum. even. though. i. know. for. sure. they. totally. do.
god.
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Post by newtonab on May 17, 2007 0:43:14 GMT
^you sure they read it?
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Post by moonagedaydream on May 17, 2007 6:44:40 GMT
This should be their new MySpace profile picture. "It's morphin' time!!" Yes! this needs to be their profile picture. It's genius! The original poster is getting some karma their way...boo. i don't know how to do that  |
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Post by groupielove on May 17, 2007 10:40:43 GMT
could i some how wrestle with nathan and 'suddenly' slip/fall, this resulting from my lips meeting his??
ahahaha, wat a nice thought..i like this thread...
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Post by double on May 17, 2007 15:26:51 GMT
oh. my. god. this. thread. is. all. shades. of. creepy. and. i. hope. that. they. dont. read. this. forum. even. though. i. know. for. sure. they. totally. do. god. i think they'd be pleased to know their fans have such bright imaginations, actually. also, why so many periods? |
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Post by quelquefois on May 21, 2007 23:11:38 GMT
Alright. So here's what happens: I choose Nathan. Why? Because he seems like the most brusque of the group. This battle royale, obviously, is nothing without costumes, so this is mine: I'll be wearing some hooker platforms, black leather miniskirt, fishnets, some kind of sheer shirt, an outrageous cheetah sweater, smeared lipstick, out-of-control hair, and I'll just look like I reek of STD's. Why? Because Nathan hates whores. And, there's nothing that says "whore" like 5-inch platforms and cheetah patterns (..and hanging around aimlessly on corners). Now, I've noticed that you guys try to take the easy fight: "Oh, if that happens I'll win." or "I'll..just let them..you know..win..and stuff..and..yay!" I say that's unfair! For both sides...well, the latter not so much, but you know.  I'm going to rile Nathan's innermost hatred for whores and let him have a go at me. With my ninja-kungfu-taekwondo-outrageousweirdo-whorefornow style, he'll never beat me. And, I'll also have a special move: the nutcracker. It involves my platforms morphing into stilletos so I could give him a good kick in the you know where. But, doesn't battle royale involve more than one person? Oh-ho-ho-ho..you know there's more to come. Matthew, Jared, Caleb. You're next. |
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Post by jaredismygod on May 22, 2007 9:11:23 GMT
legend, i love the way jared gets pink ranger XD
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Post by hoppy78 on May 22, 2007 9:43:55 GMT
Alright. So here's what happens: I choose Nathan. Why? Because he seems like the most brusque of the group. This battle royale, obviously, is nothing without costumes, so this is mine: I'll be wearing some hooker platforms, black leather miniskirt, fishnets, some kind of sheer shirt, an outrageous cheetah sweater, smeared lipstick, out-of-control hair, and I'll just look like I reek of STD's. Why? Because Nathan hates whores. And, there's nothing that says "whore" like 5-inch platforms and cheetah patterns (..and hanging around aimlessly on corners). Now, I've noticed that you guys try to take the easy fight: "Oh, if that happens I'll win." or "I'll..just let them..you know..win..and stuff..and..yay!" I say that's unfair! For both sides...well, the latter not so much, but you know. I'm going to rile Nathan's innermost hatred for whores and let him have a go at me. With my ninja-kungfu-taekwondo-outrageousweirdo-whorefornow style, he'll never beat me. And, I'll also have a special move: the nutcracker. It involves my platforms morphing into stilletos so I could give him a good kick in the you know where. But, doesn't battle royale involve more than one person? Oh-ho-ho-ho..you know there's more to come. Matthew, Jared, Caleb. You're next. karma for your great imagination LOL |
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Post by newtonab on May 22, 2007 14:24:35 GMT
The kings can't fight. They'd mess up their clothes.
But if they were power rangers....they'd probably kill a fool.
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Post by beherenow on Jul 17, 2007 2:37:00 GMT
Wow. There are no words to umm.... ya, wow.
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Post by interestingtrash on Jul 17, 2007 8:20:47 GMT
hahaha i remember this thread. i would read it back when i was a creepy lurker without an account...
a battle royale would be grand! all i know is that long, sharp, cloth-shredding nails and a mud pit are a MUST
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Post by ButterflyThoughts on Jul 17, 2007 10:12:08 GMT
well to me battle royale means totally manga / anime i'd go for a Sailor Moon fight, u know, all of us in school-girls outfits, their long hair (i still picture Caleb with long hair, i haven't dealt with that yet) tied in pig-tales with bows, and we all get our secret symbols out and start spinning around in a pink haze. And then we jump upwards in another pink haze, and pretend to be moving really fast but really we'll be standing still and the backround behind us will move in a blur. And then, whilst all of the Kings will be positively frozen in their fighting position, like in any good japanese animation, i'd just jump them and have my way with them all! And then they'd have this huge stupid embarrassed smile in their face, proper anime-style of course if u haven't seen Sailor Moon i don't know if all this make sense www.cartoondollemporium.com/images2/sailormoonimages/sailormoon_supersmoviealbum.jpg |
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Post by foilhat on Jul 17, 2007 15:33:19 GMT
well... we fight a bit, and then caleb accidentally trips and falls onto a bed, and then i accidentally trip, and fall into a bed, and then... oh wait. wrong thread.
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Post by razzz on Jul 17, 2007 17:30:47 GMT
legend, i love the way jared gets pink ranger XD me too :] the pink ranger was always my favorite. |
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Post by interestingtrash on Jul 18, 2007 3:54:17 GMT
well... we fight a bit, and then caleb accidentally trips and falls onto a bed, and then i accidentally trip, and fall into a bed, and then... oh wait. wrong thread. HAHHAHA well, as long as he makes it hurt? KARMA! |
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Post by abowlofpopculture on Jul 18, 2007 4:24:22 GMT
ohhhhh lovely, finally a place for me to write down all my crazy KOL fantasies. a lot of these ideas you all are coming up with aren't far-fetched at all! i think they're all totally possible.
well, as for my battle with KOL... i think i'll keep my first story short and simple. this fight takes place after i hear that caleb got a boycut. angered, i haul ass over to their ranch, when i unfortunately find out that the boys are in europe. not knowing what to do, i stay there for a couple weeks, getting acquainted with all their animals, ripping petals off flowers playing the cruel "he loves me, he loves me not" game, and basically counting down the seconds until the followills return. after what seems like a shitload of time, i see something in the distance. through the miles of corn fields and other crops, i see five horses. the horses move from a slow trot to a full on gallop and within 37 seconds, the five horses are right in front of me. to my surprise, it's nathan, caleb, jared, matt, AND nacho! noticing the bewildered look on my face, the ever observant matt explains the situation, "we don't think daniel radcliff was very good in equus. as true country boys, we thought we'd show him how it's done." at this point, i'm so fucking excited that i can't even speak. suddenly, caleb's horse gets fiesty and CHARGES at me. i flip shit and start screetching caleb style. there's a lot of commotion and all the boys are trying to save me. arms and legs go flying, until no one knows what's going on and suddenly all the boys cross swords. i feel some kind of liquid on my hands, so i quickyl step out of the ring and lo and behold, i'm a bystander in a giant followil on followil on followil on followil on followil orgy. i guess i lost the battle... but i won the fucking war. suckaaaa.
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Post by interestingtrash on Jul 18, 2007 4:27:20 GMT
ohhhhh lovely, finally a place for me to write down all my crazy KOL fantasies. a lot of these ideas you all are coming up with aren't far-fetched at all! i think they're all totally possible. well, as for my battle with KOL... i think i'll keep my first story short and simple. this fight takes place after i hear that caleb got a boycut. angered, i haul ass over to their ranch, when i unfortunately find out that the boys are in europe. not knowing what to do, i stay there for a couple weeks, getting acquainted with all their animals, ripping petals off flowers playing the cruel "he loves me, he loves me not" game, and basically counting down the seconds until the followills return. after what seems like a shitload of time, i see something in the distance. through the miles of corn fields and other crops, i see five horses. the horses move from a slow trot to a full on gallop and within 37 seconds, the five horses are right in front of me. to my surprise, it's nathan, caleb, jared, matt, AND nacho! noticing the bewildered look on my face, the ever observant matt explains the situation, "we don't think daniel radcliff was very good in equus. as true country boys, we thought we'd show him how it's done." at this point, i'm so fucking excited that i can't even speak. suddenly, caleb's horse gets fiesty and CHARGES at me. i flip shit and start screetching caleb style. there's a lot of commotion and all the boys are trying to save me. arms and legs go flying, until no one knows what's going on and suddenly all the boys cross swords. i feel some kind of liquid on my hands, so i quickyl step out of the ring and lo and behold, i'm a bystander in a giant followil on followil on followil on followil on followil orgy. i guess i lost the battle... but i won the fucking war. suckaaaa. HAHAHAHAAH oh my god... i think i peed myself. karma for making me lose control of my bladder and i adore the equus reference...and how they "cross swords"...oh my |
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Post by quelquefois on Jul 18, 2007 6:01:54 GMT
That was...uh...special.
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Post by quelquefois on Jul 18, 2007 6:02:30 GMT
Actually, that's kind of really gross.
Ewwww.
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