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Post by interestingtrash on Dec 22, 2007 9:08:05 GMT
I'm completely ripping this thread off from another forum, but I thought it was a really interesting idea. Basically, this thread will be (hopefully... if people respond) dedicated to any open letters to those who will never read them. Have any messages for some idiot who ripped you off? That old lady at the grocery store who sneaks produce into her ugly knit bag? Your friends? Family? Yourself? Just get it off your chest. Maybe this is another form of the "Random Crap" thread. Oh well.
I've got a couple for now.
Dear Traffic on 360, Fuck you. I blame you for my grade in Sociology. Thanks for nothing.
Dear W, Please don't move back home. You're the only true friend I've made since I was dragged to this god awful place. I know we don't do anything but hang out at coffee shops and hit on indie boys and speak in accents as we prance around town. I like doing nothing with you. You reminded me of how much I love to laugh. Your pathetic friend, M
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Post by chandler on Dec 22, 2007 13:02:57 GMT
Dear 'Hairdresser' (if that is in fact your real name),
My bangs are uneven. You are an incompetent fool.
Fuck you very much,
H.
(nice idea trash!)
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Post by sovietkitsch on Dec 22, 2007 13:28:20 GMT
Dear M.D., I can't understand how you find it weird that people are calling you a slut. I know I told you that they're wrong... only they're not. You are a slut. Have fun with your third attempt on a relationship with your antidepressant-addicted boyfriend. Love, your so called best friend Dear J.H. You're hot! Love, the girl that was drooling all over you last night Nice to have that off my chest .
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Post by mrsjjfollowill on Dec 22, 2007 13:35:01 GMT
Dear "so-called-friends" it's not ok to treat your friends like they are pieces of shit when you feel like it. i'm so tired of being let down by people coz they are too fucking selfish to think about others' feelings! you don't know the amount of rubbish that people go through in their lives and then to make it worst by totally ignoring them when they are in pain is a shitty thing to do! i hate how people can be so damn selfish i can't even think how many times that you guys have hurt so many people by your actions and it's time that you guys realise that when i help you with your troubles i do it coz your my friends but when i need help it fucks me off that no-body cares! XX Trash Karma this thread works wonders
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Post by interestingtrash on Dec 22, 2007 15:02:09 GMT
thanks for replying, ladies, and thanks for the karma jade!
Dear Face, I know you usually let me down with your telling expressions and overall mediocrity, but I think that maybe, just maybe, you've got some potential. Please live up to it. Best of luck!
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Post by Soho on Dec 22, 2007 15:28:12 GMT
dear myself.
please stop being so stupid. i know this christmas is going to suck because your on your own, but for goodness sakes be responsible for your actions. i know after a few drinks you get very merry and after a few more all your troubles seem to run out the window, but you still have to face them the next morning. drink wisely, dont mix with the junkies! junkies and christmas dont mix very well.
god i need to write this down on my arm so when i do get drunk i can remind myself, but hey i turn into a complete retard when drunk so theres no point.
oh and
dear mum
please come home. the house smells of pot and cats. i miss you, i know he needs you more right now, but im doubting your ever going to come home. im leaving soon and i want you to be there when i go. i know im a pain in thou ass and i do stupidly idiotic things but i still love you.
oh aaand
dear santa ive been kind of nice this year, not very good, but nice can compensate for that i guess. please can you bring me cigarettes. i will be happy then. and can i borrow rudolph for a night?
xxx
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Post by mangoturtles on Dec 22, 2007 21:14:19 GMT
Dear Nonexistent Lover,
I had a funny dream that you were going to my party with my bestfriend. She's already got a boyfriend, you dumbfuck. Anyway, thanks for all the bullshit you said to me last night. Your nonexistent words made me feel better, despite the fact that you clearly always never pay attention to me.
Lovingly Yours, Maggie Darling
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Post by myblackthumbnail on Dec 22, 2007 22:48:28 GMT
Dear Entire US Female Population, What did I do to piss off every female in the Country leaving me single since April? I'm really not a bad guy. Maybe after my New Year's "Diet" Resolution kicks in I'll feel the love again. From Me.
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Post by Neon on Dec 23, 2007 14:23:59 GMT
Dear Frosties,
Your cerial is not in fact, and i quote, ''Grrrrrrrrrrrreat''. In fact i found that the box i had purchased and eaten this morning is in fact completely stale despite the use-by date saying otherwise and no visible damage to the box or packaging. You will be hearing from my lawyers soon.
Lots and lots and lots of sarcastic love, Neon
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Post by SozzellLovesKOL on Dec 23, 2007 20:43:41 GMT
Hahaha Neon. Dear me. Sorrell, you need to have some courage and concour the feelings you are going through. Don't let them ruin your christmas, and realise what you are feeling isn't real, it's your ridiculously big imagination running away with you. Think positive and know that people are behind you, as alone as you feel. From me x
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Post by suneyedgirl on Dec 23, 2007 21:14:15 GMT
Dear ...
I don't like you hugely, but I do at the same time. You're so fucking introverted face-to-face and I can't be with someone who is like that. Sometimes I love you, sometimes I really cannot stand you. I have no idea why you went off to the army, man. Now you're back I don't even know what to do.. I don't want to string you along, but you're all I have that's not infected by my crappy friends and family.
(That one might be obvious to ones who know me, kinda)
Dear ... 2 I want to go to college alone. Please don't come with me. I want to meet someone, or a group. I still want to be your friend. I want to be able to mention him to you (above letter) and I want to be about to talk about the trials and tribulations he brings to me but you hate him so fucking much and you've never even spoken to him. You are stuck to me, and you told me this once. I told you I didn't like being relied on, I hate that you have leant so hard on me I can't move or you'll fall. x
Dear ...3 You kind of suck as a friend and I know I do too because of her (letter 2) but I wouldn't mind an invite to one of your parties every now and then... and maybe we could still be friends when I leave because I hate how much I bitch about you and my new years resolution is to stop. Everyone seems to love you and I know you're not so grat. But you're not so bad either. x
Damn, how guilty do I feel now.
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Post by interestingtrash on Dec 23, 2007 21:45:44 GMT
dear mother, the day i become the person you want me to be, my soul will die. sorry i can't be someone else. i tried it once. i think i'm done with it. love, your daughter
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Post by lauralimonada on Dec 24, 2007 0:40:51 GMT
dear u.s. governement,
quit scapegoating my people in the media, telling everyone that we're the reason for your problems. we're not criminals, we don't steal your fucken jobs, we don't live off of government aid and we deserve some fucken human rights. oh and while you're at it, why don't you realize that people cross the u.s.-mexico border in search for a better life because economic opportunities are being taken away from them by your fucken corporations and capitalist greed. did you know that the definition of facism is the merging of state and corporation? what the fuck do you think is going on now? yea, fuck you and your fucken privilege.
dear world, watch out cause here i come!
love, limon
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Post by chandler on Dec 24, 2007 0:54:26 GMT
Yeah, fight the power, laura!
Dear immune system,
Why are you so useless? You always let me get sick. I'm really good to you - I don't eat meat, I eat lots of fresh fruit and vegetables and I wrap up warm when I go out. What more do you want? You know, I'm not even angry, just disappointed.
Ignoring you,
H.
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Post by newtonab on Dec 24, 2007 4:50:43 GMT
Dear Jackson 5,
You're never there like you said you'd be. I hate you
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Post by double on Dec 24, 2007 5:37:12 GMT
dear mom, PLEASE DONT DRIVE HER HOME. I'M TERRIFIED OF WHAT I'LL DO IF I'M LEFT ALONE FOR AN HOUR AT THIS STATE. PLEEASEE - faye dear dad, thank you for the new laptop and for being there. i'm sorry i can be so...hard to understand sometimes. i swear it isn't to spite you though. i've just got flaws that i'm trying so hard to fix. i love you, no matter how hard it is to understand or see sometimes. - faye dear ian curtis. come back? - faye dear ryan, i haven't seen you in two years. i don't know why i still like you. i think it's your hair. you aren't my type. or you weren't my type. i mean, you've changed i hear so you could now be my type. but i think it's your hair. it reminds me of bob dylan's. or at least this came to my attention yesterday, and it is easier to go with. so either get a hair cut or stop talking to my mother. - faye dear open letters thread, please distract me until my mom gets home, - faye
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Post by groupielove on Dec 24, 2007 7:55:47 GMT
oh double.... i know what its like not being able to get over a 5 yr crush... so annoying... and for unknown reasons
shit i love this thread
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Post by mrsjjfollowill on Dec 24, 2007 9:30:14 GMT
Dear Lolo
i hope you get better soon! we all pray that you are not in pain right now. i wish that i could go home one last time before we part ways, im sad that we'll never see each other again, i hope that you will forgive me for not coming to see you in this difficult time
Love Jade
Dear Mum,
Please don't get upset, i hate seeing cry it makes me so sad and it ain't you woman!! you never cry but i can understand your pain right now. i hope that when you leave that you finally put all your demons to rest. Don't be mad learn that death is not always the end and have faith. Love Jadey
Dear me,
this christmas is gonna be the hardest one yet but you have to understand that there are more important things out there at the moment. Learn to trust others abit more however Dad im still pissed at you for being a fucking shit faced twat!
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Post by ahasarah on Dec 24, 2007 11:30:54 GMT
Oh Jade, are you ok? I really want to give you a hug right now, it sounds like you're going through a difficult time. If there's anything I can do...... that always sounds so empty but you know what I mean
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Post by Neon on Dec 24, 2007 15:48:53 GMT
Dear Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy,
If the letter bomb enclosed with this letter hasn't gone off already, then you have 2 and 1/2 seconds to run.
Yours till death do you depart, Neon
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