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Post by ncox10021 on Dec 24, 2007 15:58:41 GMT
Dear Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy, If the letter bomb enclosed with this letter hasn't gone off already, then you have 2 and 1/2 seconds to run. Yours till death do you depart, Neon Oh lord I think I just peed myself. Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Karma when I'm restored Neon. This thread rocks. I want all you gals - Jade, Soviet, Soho - to know that I'm thinking of ya. Sounds like a tough time for you all. And Chandler, I'm so sorry about the bangs. Dear guy with the three private jets and 100' yacht: I hate you and your ugly feet. I hate how you would pee all over the seat - it was so gross. I hate how you treated me like shit and all I did was be nice to you like an idiot. Take one of your planes and shove it where the sun don't shine! From your "BIG LOVE". Ass.
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Post by mrsjjfollowill on Dec 24, 2007 16:33:04 GMT
ha!!! you guys are soo hilarious thanks Ncox
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Post by chandler on Dec 24, 2007 17:45:55 GMT
Haha, Neon! Too funny!!
ncox, you are a sweetie, but honestly, concentrate your happy thoughts on the other girlies, they need it more! my bangs are not a matter of urgency!
and I hope that rich SOB wakes up on christmas morning with a plane up his ass!
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Post by ncox10021 on Dec 24, 2007 17:49:32 GMT
Haha, Neon! Too funny!! ncox, you are a sweetie, but honestly, concentrate your happy thoughts on the other girlies, they need it more! my bangs are not a matter of urgency! and I hope that rich SOB wakes up on christmas morning with a plane up his ass! hahahaha me too - a 747 perhaps.
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Post by interestingtrash on Dec 24, 2007 19:08:07 GMT
Dearest HappyAloners, We'll always be faced with crap from friends, parents, professors, bosses, coworkers, boyfriends/girlfriends/assorted lovers, ourselves, etc. But, may we all find the courage to rise above it all and find true happiness in our lives. Take care you lot, Trash
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Post by Neon on Dec 24, 2007 19:11:15 GMT
Dearest HappyAloners, We'll always be faced with crap from friends, parents, professors, bosses, coworkers, boyfriends/girlfriends/assorted lovers, ourselves, etc. But, may we all find the courage to rise above it all and find true happiness in your lives. Take care you lot, Trash Gawwww, thats too sweet!
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Post by chandler on Dec 24, 2007 20:02:43 GMT
Dearest HappyAloners, We'll always be faced with crap from friends, parents, professors, bosses, coworkers, boyfriends/girlfriends/assorted lovers, ourselves, etc. But, may we all find the courage to rise above it all and find true happiness in your lives. Take care you lot, Trash Trash, you are a true diamond. :lovelove:
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Post by lauralimonada on Dec 24, 2007 20:19:22 GMT
trash, that's the sweetest thing ever! i will definitely give you some karma for the happy thoughts!!!
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Post by chichi on Dec 26, 2007 4:06:07 GMT
I feel bad for being so shallow, but I am so here it goes:
Dear Tennessee Titans:
Please lose next Sunday. I'm begging you. LOSE!!!!!
Dear Mr. Anderson:
WTF?
Dear Santa:
That's it?
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Post by double on Dec 26, 2007 4:28:40 GMT
dear people roaming our house,
I HAVE TO PEE AND I WANT TO POP SOME POPCORN. LEAVE SO I CAN DO SO IN PEACE
- a. socially yours, faye
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Post by youtometoyou on Dec 26, 2007 6:09:27 GMT
Dear Mom and Dad,
Thanks for everything you do for us... I Love you both.
Merry Christmas. -Giovanna.
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Post by mrsjjfollowill on Dec 26, 2007 15:27:22 GMT
Dear Santa,
i now know the truth...
Love Jade
XX
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Post by evilincarnate on Dec 26, 2007 20:29:39 GMT
Dear George Harrison, Why are you so lovely? You are the best Beatle and while I might be one of the few that realizes it, it's true. But seriously...why did you have to make Old Brown Shoe so catchy? It's burning holes in my head. Also, the most genius moment in film is when you bit off that cymbal in Help! So, thanks for that.
More love than you could know, -Dana
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Post by mangoturtles on Dec 27, 2007 0:27:59 GMT
Dear New Year's Resolutions,
Let's stick to it this time, yeah?
Seriously, Maggie
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Post by interestingtrash on Dec 27, 2007 4:34:20 GMT
dear blockbuster, all i wanted was to enjoy my cute little french film, but your shitty dvd skips over the romantic first kiss. now all i want to do is to throw mud-filled balloons at your windows. - an unhappy customer ahhhhh it keeps skipping! i feel like pulling my hair out
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captainsplashy
Runnin' Free
Fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over....
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Post by captainsplashy on Dec 27, 2007 6:48:56 GMT
Dear sexist asshole,
Just because I am a woman, and going to see a band play more than once, that does not make me a groupie. It makes me someone who loves live music. As far as I know, groupies are more interested in the band members', um, 'members', than the music. And I have no intention of flashing, paying, blowing, or having sex with anyone to get backstage. I don't really mind if I don't get to meet the bands (although it would be nice).
And no, I don't enjoy going out to clubs, getting shitfaced, hooking up with random douchebags, and throwing away my braincells like confetti. I prefer to spend my money on going to see my favourite bands play live and keeping my braincells where they're supposed to be. If I was a man, I think I'd be copping a lot less shit about it. So keep your chauvinistic, patronizing opinions to yourself. Fuck.
Cheers,
Lisa
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Post by youtometoyou on Dec 27, 2007 6:49:24 GMT
Dear You Know Exactly Who You Are, Why are you being soo mean to him? Ill admit that at first he was a bit annoying but yea, he has grown on me and I thought that he had grown on you too but all of the sudden you are really mean to the poor boy. I dont know if you are just having some kind of bi-polar problems or something but I think it is weird how one minute you like him and are being all nice to him, then all of the sudden out of nowhere you flip a bitch and go all crazy on him haha(are you too good to tango with the poor poor boy?). I know that you know that he is just messing around with all of his silly jokes ( Like how much he loves you) and that is why I dont get why you are soo mean to him. Come on hun, Lighten up will ya? -Your sister from another Mister!! P.S: Will you please get over the "You're" thing...Its not that big of a deal .
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Post by groupielove on Dec 27, 2007 7:59:28 GMT
Dear HSC (Aussie version of the United States SATs) i hope u die. i hope u go and jump off a cliff. i hate study and i hate university and all that capitalist bullshit. HSC and school has made me notice that everything we do in life somehow relates to money... so screw you, HSC!! you know why?? coz i would just prefer to be a Gypsy and live off the land, and therefore live a very simply life. as opposed to going to uni, finding a job, than making babies (when contraception is not efficient, of course) who then have to suffer by having to go to school. school is my childhood. what a bloody shame HSC means my xmas holidays are not holidays- this is ball breaking and depressing. i have needs, too u know. for example, watching tv all day, whilst getting fat. MTV and all those other music channels are quite entertaining, as well as E! and watching Friends - you stupid HSC!! depriving me of such entertainment!! the main reason i hate you HSC is becasue of the stress. its bad enough i dont know what i want to do when i finish school and that i have such a negative attitude. as far as im concerned, the Higher School Certificate can go and suck some balls!!!!
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Post by Sephora FairyQueen on Dec 27, 2007 11:06:05 GMT
Dear patient in room 18,
Thank you for vomitting all over the floor, twice. I had a really great time cleaning it up the first time and was sad when I was done cleaning after half and hour, so when I heard you hurl that second time I couldnt believe my luck.
Thank you for declining a bucket after I offerd it when I thought you looked a little green and I suspected you might not be able to keep your breakfast inside.
It was awesome, I hope it was good for you too.
XOXO
The cleaner with the sour smell of sick and yellowish staines on her uniform.
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Post by groupielove on Dec 27, 2007 11:14:23 GMT
^^^^^ You deserve karma for making me laugh AND for being a good sport - u cleaned up well..
my dad was very hurt when on one new years eve, i refused to vommit in the plastic bag he gave me. i preffered puking on his leather car seats. the car stunk for like a month! eek! he was so disappointed. poor boy
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