Post by evil on Aug 7, 2009 5:04:20 GMT
I guess this thread is for my random theories, conspiracies, and music/video commentaries... please feel free to join in!...
I got bored the other night, and just started writing a fictional article about KOL as a disease. I tried to incorporate as many song titles and albums as possible.
Kings of Leon is a disease. You may be prone to KOL if you are happy alone or knocked up. This isn’t your case of day old blues. If you are experiencing a slow night, so long, because you awaken to the red morning light, and find yourself immediately reaching for the bucket to vomit you must do the following:
Allow your wasted time to lie beneath the surface. Four kicks of your left leg may bring you closer to relief. Or a glass of velvet snow milk can do the trick. If the pistol of fire persists, rest your head on a soft pillow for comfort. Numbing the pain also works, but please seek advice from your physician before administering holy roller novocaine. If you consume more than the normal amount, you may notice a black thumbnail, or your sex on fire. The true love way of dealing with this disease is to be a charmer.
Dr. Joe Mcfearless, of Manhattan fame, is conducting a study of KOL victims in “my third house located in Arizona.” He was the first to catch KOL, while visiting a cold desert outside of Frontier City. “I was at my party; celebrating 17 years of practicing medicine. We had the fans blowing, when we should have just enjoyed the dusty desert wind and tahilina sky.” Good thing Mcfearless had the notion to retrieve a jacket from the trunk of his Camaro. “When I got chills that ran from my head to toe I found it hard to stand up straight to re-enter the party. Instead I had to crawl.” He had to use somebody as a crutch. At this point the revelry of the party had ceased, and he was on call to diagnose his own dysfunction.
Unable to perform tests on himself, he enlisted help of a friend on the west coast. “California waiting was on my mind.” When Mcfearless arrived at Dr. Molly’s chambers, he was relieved of his discomfort. “Woo hoo!!” Dr. Molly made note that Joe’s head had become inflamed due to his youth and young manhood. She prescribed him with Razz, to decrease the inflammation, and Rememo to help him sleep at night. “Consume these medications only by the night.” Dr. Molly recommended.
If you start to show symptoms of KOL do not hesitate to visit your doctor. Because of the times, it is important that this disease is tackled in its earliest most contagious forms, known as Taper Jean Girl for women, and King of the Rodeo for men. If KOL goes untreated it can become a fatal case of Aha Shake Heartbreak.
I got bored the other night, and just started writing a fictional article about KOL as a disease. I tried to incorporate as many song titles and albums as possible.
Kings of Leon is a disease. You may be prone to KOL if you are happy alone or knocked up. This isn’t your case of day old blues. If you are experiencing a slow night, so long, because you awaken to the red morning light, and find yourself immediately reaching for the bucket to vomit you must do the following:
Allow your wasted time to lie beneath the surface. Four kicks of your left leg may bring you closer to relief. Or a glass of velvet snow milk can do the trick. If the pistol of fire persists, rest your head on a soft pillow for comfort. Numbing the pain also works, but please seek advice from your physician before administering holy roller novocaine. If you consume more than the normal amount, you may notice a black thumbnail, or your sex on fire. The true love way of dealing with this disease is to be a charmer.
Dr. Joe Mcfearless, of Manhattan fame, is conducting a study of KOL victims in “my third house located in Arizona.” He was the first to catch KOL, while visiting a cold desert outside of Frontier City. “I was at my party; celebrating 17 years of practicing medicine. We had the fans blowing, when we should have just enjoyed the dusty desert wind and tahilina sky.” Good thing Mcfearless had the notion to retrieve a jacket from the trunk of his Camaro. “When I got chills that ran from my head to toe I found it hard to stand up straight to re-enter the party. Instead I had to crawl.” He had to use somebody as a crutch. At this point the revelry of the party had ceased, and he was on call to diagnose his own dysfunction.
Unable to perform tests on himself, he enlisted help of a friend on the west coast. “California waiting was on my mind.” When Mcfearless arrived at Dr. Molly’s chambers, he was relieved of his discomfort. “Woo hoo!!” Dr. Molly made note that Joe’s head had become inflamed due to his youth and young manhood. She prescribed him with Razz, to decrease the inflammation, and Rememo to help him sleep at night. “Consume these medications only by the night.” Dr. Molly recommended.
If you start to show symptoms of KOL do not hesitate to visit your doctor. Because of the times, it is important that this disease is tackled in its earliest most contagious forms, known as Taper Jean Girl for women, and King of the Rodeo for men. If KOL goes untreated it can become a fatal case of Aha Shake Heartbreak.
Karmaaaaaaa
