Katron
Cold as a Grave
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Post by Katron on Sept 19, 2007 18:59:35 GMT
........and I don't mean their keys and wallets.... I mean... Those are some preTTy tight jeans.... I know they look lovely and everything... but.... they're so flat at the front.... I have asked many a friendly Emo this question and everytime they decline to answer.  Can anyone shed some light on this disturbing matter?  I know this maybe a bit late for the tight-jean bandwagon but I need to know. It disturbs me.... |
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welshgal
Runnin' Free
Too drunk to remember!
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Post by welshgal on Sept 19, 2007 19:05:57 GMT
That's why they've got impressive "packages"  They don't keep small animals down their trousers - it's their personal stuff |
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Katron
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Post by Katron on Sept 19, 2007 19:17:53 GMT
But, they sometimes don't have a "package" at all.... and that is when I become disturbed and worried for their Armadillos!
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Post by alexa on Sept 19, 2007 19:29:07 GMT
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Katron
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Post by Katron on Sept 19, 2007 20:07:42 GMT
Watch?! This could be scary...... Will I have nightmares? Will the answer to this burning question ruin...................
Nooooooooooooooooo! Not the MANGINA!
I think I am now blind...
And there was enough ass-beard there to fashion a chunky basket to house a large family of badgers in!
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Post by interestingtrash on Sept 19, 2007 20:09:46 GMT
ohhhh god... second time watching that video, and it really didn't get any less disturbing. it really irks me how he massages his head right after touching his man bits. it was like he was styling his hair using his own jizz.... oh god i'm done.
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Post by amycakes on Sept 19, 2007 20:41:59 GMT
i think we all know from looking at the infamous jared pants pic that there ain't that much junk to hide, and that probably runs in the family.
anyhoo, the answer is tight little briefs. it keeps everything in the front where there's extra space. no chance of anything creeping down the leg so it keeps you guessing! (my bf wear's v tight trousers)
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Post by dannyboypipe on Sept 19, 2007 21:16:44 GMT
i think we all know from looking at the infamous jared pants pic that there ain't that much junk to hide, and that probably runs in the family. anyhoo, the answer is tight little briefs. it keeps everything in the front where there's extra space. no chance of anything creeping down the leg so it keeps you guessing! (my bf wear's v tight trousers) Very true. Jared must have wished he never took that pic. |
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Katron
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Post by Katron on Sept 19, 2007 22:05:46 GMT
Jared in pants..... only pants? WHy have I not seen this? Do I need to, or will I have more nightmares? As all my dreams may be shattered afterward as it seems  |
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Post by dirtydancer on Sept 20, 2007 0:31:54 GMT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ALBERT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
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Post by peacebone on Sept 20, 2007 2:24:29 GMT
you've ruined Albert for me, I always thought he was cute little cuddly afroboy...now he's...mangina man... and the guys might wear tight jeans, but that doesn't stop them from using the pockets, Caleb had a beer bottle shoved into one of his back pockets in Atlanta. And when they're not storing things in those pockets, I'm pretty sure they used to hide foreign objects in their hair...but since they're running out of hair to hide things in, I think they've resorted to pulling a hamster and hiding things in they're cheeks.  |
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Post by amycakes on Sept 20, 2007 18:37:10 GMT
that photo is both cute and icky
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lili
Innocent Smile
Caleb... I kinda think i like him, i kinda think i do
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Post by lili on Sept 20, 2007 19:10:01 GMT
 thanks so much, yes finally i saw our lovely Mr. Albert Hammond Jrs bottom  who ever toughed that
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nobody
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Post by nobody on Sept 20, 2007 19:59:37 GMT
some chick on popbitch.com said jared had 'a willy like a finger'. oh dear.
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Post by interestingtrash on Sept 20, 2007 20:07:03 GMT
some chick on popbitch.com said jared had 'a willy like a finger'. oh dear. yeah, i won't buy that til i've got some solid evidence... preferably tangible... |
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Post by Soho on Sept 20, 2007 20:57:38 GMT
aww bless his little cotten manties.
damn, I guess the guy had to have one inperfection right?! ha
xxx
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Post by rooney217 on Sept 20, 2007 22:08:12 GMT
lili i love your sig
well guys i asked this one emo guy what he does and he said it all gets stuffed at the top...he said it can be quite annoying...so there you have it from a straight up emo boy
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Post by mangoturtles on Sept 20, 2007 22:29:28 GMT
Look at that hamster deepthroat, mad skills! I've been pretty much convinced they're not well endowed. Though I've no problem with them wanting to prove me wrong, I sure can handle their truth- ' the'! I meant ' the' truth. |
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Post by stinkyboo on Sept 20, 2007 23:36:47 GMT
Early morning ice baths. It makes the old chap and his two buddies retreat. So I hear!
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Post by interestingtrash on Sept 21, 2007 0:11:52 GMT
Early morning ice baths. It makes the old chap and his two buddies retreat. So I hear! hah wellll in that case, i've got plenty of ice at my house, boys  |
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