Jane
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Post by Jane on Jun 12, 2004 16:39:26 GMT
I’m Jane and I’ll be you Waitress tonight.
Today’s special menu is the Red morning light menu.
Today’s specials are:
Wonder soup and a basket or croutons to peck at
4 king salad
Twenty Dollar Lasagne: Fine miced beef or soya protein between Sheets of wholemeal dirty pasta.
Nuttin to ya: A nut roast, with a refreshing, light vegetable gravy
Hay and Cinnamon: served with a bucket full of you chosen beverage.
Cosy little corner: apple or Rhubarb crumble served with hand made Dairy or non dairy custard
Jammin on your feet: jam tarts (nuff said)
The Dirty Bird Happy Meal: A large bowl of wonder soup served with a basket of croutons, followed by a choice of ice creams or soya deserts with enough cinnamon wafers to give to all your friends. Each meal comes with a 35cl bottle of Jack Danniels, a fine crystal glass and one of 5 Kings of Leon action figures.
And to Drink we have:
The Black of the night Dark spiced Rum and cola
The Red Morning Vodka, Cherry brandy, cherry cordial real lemonade and summer fruits.
The Red Morning Light: cherry cordial real lemonade and summer fruits.
The tightrope: 4 shots of Jack Daniels and Coke in a pint glass.
*smiles and waits for your order*
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Post by dirty bird on Jun 12, 2004 18:55:48 GMT
haa haa haa  you're f*cking crazy baby!!  ahem! *clears throat* Hello Jane I would like to start with the 4 King salad, followed by the Twenty Dollar lasagne. Can i have the fine minced beef with that please and as dessert the ... mmm *licks lips mmm and tries to decide mmm* .... the home made cosy little corner looks nice with rhubarb and hand made dairy custard. but could i possibly have the custard cold please? and the crumble hot?! sorry to be awkward, apologies to the chef, thankyou. and to drink .. *looks down menu* ... a Red Morning Light to have with the meal and a tightrope for after ... oh! and i would like one of the Dirty Bird happy meals to take away please. *hands back menu* xxx |
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Post by Jane on Jun 12, 2004 18:59:48 GMT
Thankyou Kingly your order will be with you shortly |
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Post by dirty bird on Jun 12, 2004 19:03:59 GMT
Sounds lovely, thankyou. (hee hee you're so silly!  ) |
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Post by Jane on Jun 12, 2004 19:12:44 GMT
but could i possibly have the custard cold please? and the crumble hot?! sorry to be awkward, apologies to the chef, thankyou. Molly loves to do anything to keep the customers happy. *Hands over the food* Enyoy ! Please call again! |
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Post by dirty bird on Jun 12, 2004 19:17:54 GMT
All at once? can't i have the starter first, please? ... the customer is always right, remember.
(I'm gonna go work on the Wasted Time menu because it's only right that Sarah does the Happy Alone one)
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Jane
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Post by Jane on Jun 12, 2004 19:22:28 GMT
No of course you got your starter and your drink first. Molly would like to know if youl'd like to be a waitress for another song at some point. But enjoy your 4 Kings salad and Red morning Light and I'll be back with the rest when you're ready. |
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Post by dirty bird on Jun 12, 2004 22:09:17 GMT
hehe yeah i've figured out my wasted time menu.
I wanna post it now i can't wait, i'm all inpatient. be back in a sec...
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Post by dirty bird on Jun 12, 2004 22:22:52 GMT
hey, my name is kylie and this evening i bring you, the all free sacrificial 'Wasted Time' menu. So please be my guest, undo your belts and let your belly out tonight, place your orders and watch this lil girly go insane as i present for you tonight, your dinner.
For appetisers we have:
~ the organic 'innocent smile' salad, served with fresh cos lettuce, thinly sliced red onion, yellow capsicum, cherry tomatoes, stripped celery, sliced cucumber and nasturtion flowers. This dish comes with a selection of salad dressings (please ask)
~ the 'only one' smoked salmon, stuffed with deal mouse and accompained with buttered granary or wholemeal bread.
Main meals on offer tongiht are:
~ the filling 'take that ride' stuffed pork chops topped with apple and melted mature chedder cheese, accompained with baby gonna give it like it used to be new potatoes and garden fresh running free beans.
~ the 'no name' 12oz rump steak topped with fried sliced mushrooms and bacon served with either; mash potatoe, jacket potatoe or chunky chips. Vegetable; grilled red capsicum. For personal preferences please specify (including the whole rearrangement of this dish).
Desserts
~ the tempting 'living in the shadows' a rich dark chocolate fondue served with a selection of fresh strawberries, blueberries, blackcurrents and cherries.
~ the 'lil apple shaker' sliced apple fritters, dipped in batter, deep fried then drenched in icing sugar.
Beverages:
Non-alcoholic: iced water, fruit juices (please ask)
Alcoholic: It's a free bar .. Waheyyyyyy!!!
beggin for a bite?
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peppermint
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Post by peppermint on Jun 13, 2004 6:08:08 GMT
hello kylie, ma'am...
can i please have the 'little apple shaker' and a glass of ice cold water..but no ice cubes.
*smiles*
thankyou.
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Post by dirty bird on Jun 13, 2004 13:26:44 GMT
yes of course *runs off to the fridge in the kitchen, gets the jug of iced water, pours some in a glass and scoops the icecubes out .. on way out leaves order for one lil apple shaker at table 3*
*walks back to table three and hands over the glass to peppermint* ... your lil apple shaker will be with you shortly, enjoy.
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Post by dirty bird on Jun 13, 2004 13:28:52 GMT
tick tock tick tock tick tock ~ 8 minutes later ~ in the kitchen: mid conversation ... Ky: yeah you know i used to have a horse called molly Molly: really? Ky: yeah she was a chesnut, with thoroughbred blood, bit of a tart to be honest with the geldins. she'd swish her tail and the geldins would come running over and give her a sniff .. everytime too! Molly: ok, .... *worries* ... this is ready now Ky: cheers! *picks up plate and walks outta kitchen* .. here you are peppermint, your lil apple shaker, thankyou for your custom, please call again '''' have a nice day nowww '''' )))) you've gotta write the "Joe's Head" menu now peppermint  (((( |
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Post by Nina on Jun 28, 2004 8:36:19 GMT
Hi, Y’all ! My names Nina and I’ll be looking after your every need tonight. Molly asked if I'd like to help out and I jumped at the chance. (well who wouldn't with the cool outfit an all)
Today’s special menu is the California waiting (L.P. Version) menu.
If you’d like anything else we’ll see what we can do.
Your’ pleasure is the important point.
Little Mona Lisa laying by my side,
a miniature version of Molly’s world famous mega-pork pie (also available in porkless) served with a special southern salad.
Crimson and Clover,
the finest beef or soy proteins, lovingly hand crafted into burgers served in a choice of buns baked here on the premises, with salad and chips.
goin’ so fast that I can’t slow down,
A bale of finest hay, served with a side bucket of fruit, and a bucket of your chosen beverage.
The laughing Caleb happy meal,
two crimson and clovers, two spinnin round and round, a chilled bottle of Californian, Chardonnay with two glasses ,
and a set of limited edition “surfer dude” Kings action figure complete with boards and removable (if slightly ridiculous looking )
surfer outfits all wrapped up in this stupid ass game( counters and dice inside.)
California waiting
a strawberry, and chardonnay sorbet with a hint of vanilla and cinnamon
pullin’ overtime
a reviving mix of fresh fruit juices, Vodka and Guarana,
my lonely life
a delicious dark chocolate cake that you won’t want to share (contains THC)
spinnin’ round and round
Whipped vanilla ice-cream (or non dairy) with a special mix of nuts fruit pieces, and sprinkles on top
losin’ touch,
a special version of the Matthew Moo shake with a little something extra (contains THC)
*Curtseys and waits for orders*
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Post by gnome snatcha on Jun 28, 2004 10:32:27 GMT
hmm *smiles big at the menu* i was thinking and i know this is a non traditional sense of food eating way but i am rather non comformist in the food department and it does me no good but it always tastes so good but erm i was wondering ms nina if it would be possible have dessert as main and main as dessert and bits in between? can i order a pullin over time in the meantime as i need to fill in time for i am not needed there at this time? |
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Post by Nina on Jun 28, 2004 10:37:38 GMT
*smiles* you can have anything in any order we don't stand on ceromony.
*brings a huge glass of pullin overtime*
Enjoy your Drink!
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Post by gnome snatcha on Jun 28, 2004 11:02:56 GMT
erm lets see *runs finger down menu then puts it to lips in thinking mode* and yup my brain does hurt shhh dont say.. erm can i have a main of the spinnin round n round with extra sprinkles please mmm sugarr and for dessert .. lets see.. can i have the lil mona lisa but can it be a baby porkless mega porkpie?
oh oH and can i buy the happy toys seperate? a collectable of sorts (yes kids i am that sad *bows head in shame* u should see my happy meal toys at home. they r many and multiply by the week) a surfie leon and removeable surf ware *raises eyebrow* ahaha
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Post by Nina on Jun 28, 2004 11:12:22 GMT
Here's your order and your full set of Sufer Dude Leons.
Enjoy!
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Post by gnome snatcha on Jun 28, 2004 11:23:36 GMT
ooO yummo. no peoples not the nakey leon toys sheesh dirty minds all of u.. THe fOod mmm *rubs hands together and picks up fork n knife* yummo *pats leon figurines on head and puts them in a bag* dont worry there are air holes |
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Jane
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Post by Jane on Jun 30, 2004 8:53:27 GMT
Hi Nina can I have a Soya lossin touch, the vegie Crimmson and clover and a california waiting, please?
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