nme posters

[sel]

i woke up this morning and looked at a certain picture of caleb...and it had a rip in it on the right hand side. except its not a rip, its like a cut. and its small, about a cm...and looks like it was done by some scissors...

the thing is, i did not do this (obviously) and nobody in my family dares touch my kings posters...

what is going on??

[Jane]

Is the rip/cut along the fold line? And is the poster on a partition wall?

[gnome snatcha]

gUlp! *hides*

[Ellie]

Man I hate those mysterious cuts, but mine are usually ones thats I accidently did...so....technically they're not that mysterious....so yeah...I'd hide...

[PrickleyPorcupine]

OH MY GOD, ITS THE ATTACK OF THE SCISSOR MONSTER!!!

My cat generally rips most of my posters to death. I had a bootiful River Phoenix one & he ripped it up

[sel]

it's not along a fold line, it's not on a partition wall, i have no cat, i didnt cut it myself. but it has turned up itself.

i was awake but in bed, couldnt be bothered to do anything, was absolutely knackered but as soon as i saw that cut i jumped out lol. but anyway...the mystery has not yet been solved!

[dirty bird]

*gets out her magnifying glass and other sherlock holmes attire*

maybe the kings came alive in the middle of the night and thought 'fuck it! u know i know she's a fan but iv always hated that picture .. so i think il cut it!* ........ uhm u never know ... it hasn't happened before but you know it could *what the hell am i talking about?*

me tired + dinner ready = me goeeeY now byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xxx

[sel]

wow i really really like the thought of them being in my room!!!

[PrickleyPorcupine]

I don't, they'd get to see my underwear strewn all over the floor & my embarrassingly huge collection of toys *snigger*

[dirty bird]

a certain king in my room, no it doesn't sound like a bad idea at all, now does it hehee ... *makes mental note to put up a kings poster tonight*

[sel]

they'd just see my books for revision and think 'woh geek' lol

[sel]

lol! i bet they'd really be like 'can i go now'

or something like 'why is she dribbling' (i dribble when im asleep omg i cant believe i just said that lol!)

[dirty bird]

they'd see my really shite house and go .. oo ur a POOR bitch! and then they'd see the mutilated dead bodies hanging from the ceiling and go... oh my god human sacrifices RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.. i'm bound to be found out sooner or later i can't keep those bodies hidden for too much longer the stench is already starting to arouse my mothers suspicions. i thought if i hung them in a not very hidden place at all they'd get a lil airing .. u know like clothes washing and wouldn't smell so much anymore and then i remembered that they were u know dead and that air would probably make them worse ... but u know it's all a case of trial and error with these things

btw i am SOOOOOOO JOKING i dnt really have dead bodies hanging from my ceiling for random bands to come outta my posters and find. i mean for a start id like never get away with it and id get chucked outta uni and then my mother really would be pissed at me! so i just stick to the odd pig or two to be on the safe side! hahahaaa

[sel]

woh that whole dead body thing was weird!! if they opened my cupboard they'd go 'she needs to learn how to fold' lol, then they might say 'i dont remember signing this t shirt'! wow that would be so cool, id love them to come into my bedroom (to see my posters for all you dirty minded people!!)

[dirty bird]

i know i am very weird. heres another weird thing iv completely made up i have a small collection of other peoples eyelashes. it's really cool one day im gonna make a collage outta them so i can see all the different colours work together.

i dnt think id like them to come into my room in all honestly (well maybe a lil honesty) cos my room is teeny and a bit crap really haha and i dnt think they could help but look dwn their noses at me for being so grungey

[sel]

theyd probs look up to you for being grungy! and size. bah, i bet they would not care! they never used to have a proper home did they!!

i'd love them to come to my house actually! they could go on the trampoline, kings of leon on a trampoline, i'd call nme lol, tell them they can have pics if i get free gig tickets to anything i want! and then id get a video camera and record it for me! and put music on lol, but it might be embarassing cuz i dont have a huge record collection! id like it and hate it. what about u!?

[dirty bird]

would i like to see the kings trampolining in your backgarden?! .. hell yea!!! that would be amazing haha they'd all be really gd as well, doing flips and shit and we'd jst be stood their laughing at them .. nah we woulnd't we'd be secretly impressed ... please get me to shut up about this now. my imagination is going into overdrive and i have a crazy one as you've just seen

[sel]

flips and shit haha, that would be so goooood! i cant do anything on it lo, i just injure myself! we might have to sort them out when they are in pain and things! wow!

[dirty bird]

oh nooooo, please stop or i will really jst ramble about wrapping bandages round there arms & legs (then possibly singing bandages to them) and then kissing them better and putting anitsepitc cream on their grazes and then if i do that and ramble everything will go dwn hill very very quickly, so pleaseee *covers eyes and ears*

if i had a trampoline and was a bit crap at it i would jst jump up and dwn on it more

[ohhi]

Oooh can I join in pretty please? I love what you guys say, you're so so funny. Flips and shit ahahahaha I know I would be bloody impressed to see a king doing flips on a trampoline! DB count me in for wrapping them in bandages too...