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Post by damsel_in_distress on Apr 4, 2004 12:17:06 GMT
howdy all!
while strolling down the street the otrher day with gnomey, we were walking past a dodge pizza place, when i noticed something sexy looking back at me! And what a ya know? it was caleb and jarrad starring back at me! there were on some cruddy arse flyer advertising some cheap arse drinks nite at the place up stairs (this is a pizza place, not a bar, to my knowledge - so slightly weird)
anyway thought id share!
anyone else seen anything wierd with the leons attached?
(apart from some groupies)
gnomes ate some bad shit and fell down! booboo
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Post by liz on Apr 4, 2004 12:23:17 GMT
bad hot dogs I reckon...
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Post by wiredbetty on Apr 4, 2004 12:50:03 GMT
oo asdly didn't make it to the hotdogs  bad evil noodles/ its a crime to eat. bad bad bad bad *falls over* |
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Post by Cherry on Apr 5, 2004 8:38:34 GMT
gnomes ate some bad shit and fell down! booboo prprppprpprppH? [Is she Ok?] |
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Post by nosugarmama on Apr 5, 2004 9:06:47 GMT
someone with the youth and young manhood condom attached to his junior.
and here I was just used to using the machine gun fellatio ones.
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Post by gnome snatcha on Apr 5, 2004 9:44:21 GMT
o nosugar that is really disturbing lol. i dont think i'm ever going to be the same.. *tries to erase the image*
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Post by gnome snatcha on Apr 5, 2004 9:45:37 GMT
prprppprpprppH? [Is she Ok?] aw cherry i've got battle scars socks + wooden floors = evil and o so painful  |
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Post by Jane on Apr 5, 2004 9:51:27 GMT
OOOOO! that does sound painful .
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Post by gnome snatcha on Apr 5, 2004 10:15:11 GMT
ooO i was attacked by my lamp the other day lmAo it left a nice little bump  i think i'm in some serious training to take out first prize in the darwin awards for next year  |
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Post by dead cactus on Apr 5, 2004 10:23:48 GMT
i had to hit a hand towel dispenser today because it smacked me on the head. plastic bitch.
i say if u haev to die, you may as well take out an award doing it. like the guy whose phone rang in the middle of the night, and he picked up his handgun from the bedside table and blew his brains out. i think there's a leson in that...
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Post by Jane on Apr 5, 2004 10:27:22 GMT
Always make sure you keep the saftey on!!
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Post by gnome snatcha on Apr 5, 2004 10:37:16 GMT
hehe
or the man who like enclosed spaces and was a little too fond and beans and caggabe..
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Post by PrickleyPorcupine on Apr 5, 2004 12:54:17 GMT
Hehehe!! I want to know more about this cabbage man story!!
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Post by gnome snatcha on Apr 5, 2004 13:02:50 GMT
cover the eyes if u fear gross out *covers eyes but manages to type*
lets just say that the man lurved his cabbage n beans. lurved em so much taht he ate them for dinner everynight ; in abundance! this man we speak of liked to sleep with all windows and doors shut. that was his downfall. cabbage n beans r a leathal cocktail. with no air circulation and a big dose of the mm goodness one night, the poor sod gassed himself. dead and outta the gene pool. what a way to go.
wonder what would happen if someone lighted a match in that room? ahahahahahhaha
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Post by PrickleyPorcupine on Apr 5, 2004 18:11:41 GMT
Death by farts. I love it. I think I bought my brother a Darwin book....I'll look some up & post for u guys  |
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Post by gnome snatcha on Apr 6, 2004 13:11:03 GMT
i love the darwin awards. makes me happy to know that there are more of us out there hehe. tell us the good uns prickley |
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