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Post by dead cactus on Feb 19, 2004 5:22:41 GMT
but hang on a minute... I thought that Jesus was black? Chris Rock said so, and if Chris Rock says so, well, that's that.
How is it that every band on the planet is currently being accused of trying to be The Strokes? Is it not possible that they too like 'out there' fashion trends such as...oh, i don't know... T-Shirts and jeans?
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Post by nosugarmama on Feb 19, 2004 5:31:18 GMT
Haha I thought this thread was gonna be about me.
I would comment about how it is pretty lame to paste someone's livejournal comments but whatever...
I just have to fucking laugh about this shit....
”Although you can't see it in this pic, there's a little bit of dried up cum on his jeans.”<br>
I'm not quite sure whether to laugh at that lj person who made that comment or what? Surely it's too much of an easy target. I can't even think of anything to say hahaha. Does this person have any inter-nerd friends? Like a legion of geeks applauding comments like ” His metalic watch he's wearing on his left arm is not even at wrist level and that annoys to me no end.” Wtf? Joan mutherfuckin Rivers!
But wow it's nice to know god gave someone the prerogative and talent to spot out masturbators.
Man if I ever met this person in real life I'd probably be intimidated by their prowess in spotting mastubators. Probably makes a great party trick. Masturba-dar.
What a munter. Man I'd love telling someone about this albeit it would make me look like a real dorkuss.
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Post by dead cactus on Feb 19, 2004 5:37:13 GMT
thanks nosugarmama, you just helped me out. I've always wanted some type of -dar, and being straight, I have no gay-dar. But Maturba-dar, I think it's my new calling. i shall walk dowm the stret and impress all with my talents. i'll just try and avoid the mirror - i hate being too self aware.
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Post by Ellie on Feb 19, 2004 11:26:58 GMT
Really, it's just the fact that he spent all this time analysing every single little detail that I didn't even pick up on! He needs to get a life, is he really that much of a boring life-less person. He's cocky about it too, he obviouslt thinks that he's being really funny, and I bet he's mingween too
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Post by Violet on Feb 19, 2004 12:21:10 GMT
but hang on a minute... I thought that Jesus was black? Chris Rock said so, and if Chris Rock says so, well, that's that. Yes Jesus would have had an average middle east skin tone deffinately not white however Jesus is generally represented as white and blonde. Ironicly the live journal guys link to the Nazi regime is not as spurious as it seems as the myth of an arian Jesus was essential for a polittical regime that was nominally christian and anti-semitic |
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Post by i shouldn't be here on Feb 20, 2004 5:13:29 GMT
wanker ... haha yes it seems i can *is now proud of herself*
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Post by nosugarmama on Feb 20, 2004 6:50:24 GMT
haha this shit still cracks me up. Times like these make me wish i could purchase maturity or something though haha.
"They just have this look about them that asserts to masturbation"
Dead Cactus life's no fun without being self aware and paranoid!
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Post by Jane on Feb 20, 2004 11:17:57 GMT
wanker ... haha yes it seems i can *is now proud of herself* I was so tempted to do that. Its always confuused me as to why theres so many insults bassed around the subject of masturbation when theres been studies that have linked not masturbating to all sorts to all sorts of bad stuff. |
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Post by bobsmum on Feb 22, 2004 17:40:12 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Hahahahahaha! What a very sad individual! To take all that time out of his obviously very exciting life he must be quite a twat really.  [/glow] |
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Post by i shouldn't be here on Feb 22, 2004 18:51:13 GMT
well yeah! i was tempted to go on livejournal and ask him if he was aware of how much of a sad bastard he was .. haha
my favourite bit tho is still the bit about Matthews nose being the shape it is b/c of the amount of times he masturbates haha that's a classic it made me laugh!! haha not cos he was slaggin Matthew but cos it was so ridiculous haha anyway il shut up now!
Sorry jane but that jst went whoosh right ovr my head there HAHAHAH not like that!!! i'm accidentally funny haha anywayss
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Post by ohhi on Feb 22, 2004 22:04:36 GMT
I thought it was funny but yeah rather sad |
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Post by Rachel on Feb 26, 2004 19:02:55 GMT
I was just reading throught the comments.....ok the guy who wrote it says this about KOL fans.... "Couldn't have said it better myself holmes! *highfive*. I actually have anonymous comments screened. But I felt the need to unscreen the comments because they're too funny. I can just picture all these KOL nerds eating cheetos and adjusting their spectacles all the while wearing some tight KOL shirt going all "shit! I'm gonna slag him. Mega! knowamean" and being all sad and fake-like  " The thing that really gets me is that he seems to be more of a nerd than ANYONE! Really....why start a discussion about something so mundane as that in the first place!! |
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Post by Rachel on Feb 26, 2004 19:37:47 GMT
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Post by Rusty on Feb 26, 2004 19:44:29 GMT
Nathan Followill -- aka Jesus. Disqualified from review because he looks exactly like Jesus and that's fucked up. There is no place for looking like Jesus with prescription glasses in rock and roll. The only time this look is ever allowed is if Jesus was on some recon mission going behind ennemy lines in Germany in an attempt to foil or kill German Nazis. I fucking hate Nazis. Like you have no idea! 2 weekends ago I was playing this game called Call of Duty and it's this historically accurate game, recreating parts of World War 2. Basically you can play the side of The Russians and Americans etc and you just go around shooting and murdering German Nazis. I fucking love that game. I think it's the best first person shooter ever made so far. I beat the game in 2 days. I loved killing them Nazis. They won't be missed either!
that guy is such a prat if i met him in real life i would cook him and eat him
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Post by ohhi on Feb 26, 2004 20:58:37 GMT
he would taste minging tho  |
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Post by jared's lady wife on Feb 26, 2004 21:02:43 GMT
this man is very sad and obviously has no life......or friends, he is also frightfully ugly. the poor man is obviously so fed up with himself and is such a loser that he has to criticise other more goo looking and talented folk in order to feel better. bless, it's very unfortunate. I would also like to say that contrary to what this man says the kings are looking RIDICULOUSLY pretty in this pic they re so FIT FIT FIT and jared looks even better than uual with his lovely new, locks if that's possible. i'm done rambling now
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Post by nosugarmama on Feb 27, 2004 2:29:57 GMT
he would taste minging tho haha I just love that word minging. I keep forgetting to use it. |
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Post by Ellie on Feb 27, 2004 10:05:31 GMT
It reminds me of Jade Goody.
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Post by A tiger on Feb 27, 2004 12:03:27 GMT
GRRRRRRRRRR!
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Post by Rusty on Feb 27, 2004 18:56:39 GMT
MINGING shitty townie style word  what does the picture of a printer mean up there between sub an hash thingy
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