I have work to be doing!

[dirty bird]

oh la la


<----- everybody say hi give love to the screen people btw has anyone been biggin this guy up whilst iv been away has anyone sat in the nest of the bird and ranted about the bitty?!



anyways the oh la la which believe it or not are not connected with the bitty i for no apparent reason just felt like saying oh la la in a french maids accent maybe a french maid called molly who jst wanders around making beds and cleaning chambers and randomly letting out little bursts of oh la la if u imagine the french mop maid woman in beauty and the beast u will get where i am coming from oh la la i have no idea why the fuck i am saying oh la la but i shall keep saying oh la la it seems to be working so i shall carry on up the charts i have jst written out half of my work on computer and so i feel i may go back to the house soon and treat myself to something. My work for those who care isa about the history of slaves and i have to write as 500 word summary of the first chapter of this book, which i know isn't alot but it's my first piece of work this year and it's been hard to crack the bastard! coincidentally the book i have to work from is written in such a pompous academic fashion that i feel like finding the author and ramming the book up his fucking back-side!!! ... slightly melodramatic i admit but u r not the one who has to make sense of it haha anyway im half done and i have already lost 10 points on it because it is over a week late and i am trying to get it finished tonight cos the moo cow of a lecturer has given our class more work to do that has to be in on 17th Oct. I don't mean to moan i mean to rant. So it is half done and I wan tot go home, home home not fake plastic home here i want to go home to see my friends and my mum and pets and be in bloody ENGLAND!! no offence to the welsh but its not england its not home and another weird thing is that i miss the north (and i am a proud southerner!) so that is jst weird i guess it has become my home. I wish i had more money though more money would be very nice! any donations from rich people would be much appreciated. I want a cigerette.

dirty bird
xxx

p.s i spent £7 on a pizza last nite because i was drunk and jst needed pepperoni in my mouth. this wasn't good however because i didnt eat all of it but gave it away to my housemates now i want it back and i want to eat some! also pissed me off b/c i can't afford to be spending £7 on a pizza! grrrr

[mEjAnE]

CHILD BLOW YOUR HORN NOW!
CHILD BLOW YOUR HORN NOW!

*Hands Ms Bitty Spoon a virtual fag and an apple I was going to give to Cherry until she mentioned Richard Dadd!*

Respect to Nathan and his beard btw.

[dirty bird]

Not fiddel castro (or however u spell his bloody name) this time then?!!!

He's got full-on badger action going on now, it's like a forest growing on his face lol he still sexy tho and oh my have just seen girls who were laughing at me and they r mingers am so happy now just had to tell u!! they have gold earrings jazzie hahahahahahah *uncontrollable laughing fit i feel coming on which isn't good because im in a 'quiet' area* oh tickle me pink hahahahhahhahha sorry was going on about nathan and then jst switched. Oh one LAST thing on the nathan subject go look at last weeks front cover of the NME and look at nathans face thats the face he was doing when i met him hahahahha see now that is even funnier than those girls *runs off into sunset like a headless chicken with no tweezers* . . . . .