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Post by Erin on Jul 1, 2010 21:51:42 GMT
Dear Matt, I'm gonna be totally shallow (as I usually am in these tidbits ) and say that you're looking better with every gig at the moment. Erin PS. if the engagement rumours are true: congrats to you & the lovely lady.
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Post by lovinmatty on Jul 12, 2010 23:20:38 GMT
Dear Matt,
Please come play in New Orleans soon. I need to see your lucious locks and to die for dimples in person again very soon. I just saw you at Bonnaroo but you always leave me aching for more!
Love,
JP
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Post by squints_ on Jul 17, 2010 17:34:08 GMT
Dear Matt,
Remember when the Mattcave was full of Mervers? Yeah, I miss that too.
Love, Ellie
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Post by Erin on Jul 17, 2010 17:40:15 GMT
Dear Matt, are you aware people want to do funny things to your dimples? Just sayin'... Erin
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Post by Erin on Aug 18, 2010 23:49:22 GMT
Dear Matt, I think an 'UNF' is in order. UNF Yea, that's all. Erin
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Post by beybe on Aug 19, 2010 9:46:15 GMT
Dear Matt,
I wonder what it would take for you to start wearing headbands... and keeping the other Mervers from strangling me with them for such a suggestion.
P.S. Tell your cousin Jared to grow out his hair like you did. My inclinations have been influenced by nostalgia these days.
Love, Bey.
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Post by Erin on Aug 19, 2010 14:06:50 GMT
Dear Bey, long hair and headbands kinda remind me of Axl Rose and Brett Michaels. Please don't put that image on my brain with Matt's face. Cheers, Erin
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Post by evil on Aug 21, 2010 6:55:50 GMT
Dear axl rose, Please exit Erin's brain! That's Matthew Followill territory!!!
Sincerely, Eileen
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Post by Erin on Aug 24, 2010 22:20:10 GMT
Dear Eileen, thanks for wanting my brain clean of Axl. Erin Dear Matt, your dance moves are stellar! Looks like you found some inspiration in a Christmas ecard that floated around late last year. Nice legs too, but that's old news. Erin
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Post by Nee on Aug 26, 2010 14:29:21 GMT
Dear Erin,
I don't mind the headbands, but if it invokes images of Axl Rose in your mind, I can live without them.
Love,
Nee
Dear Matt,
Do you really want people to think of Axl Rose when they see you? Or worse; Brett Michaels?
Love,
Nee
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Post by NikLovesLeb on Aug 26, 2010 14:33:11 GMT
Dear Matt,
I dig the headband. You got a Bruce Springsteen thing going, b/c you wear a narrow headband, not a huge one like the 80s rockers.
So feel free to bring it back.
Also, suggest to Caleb that he should look like he did in 03, on Nee's signature. LOTS of hair.
xxx
Nik
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2010 15:24:00 GMT
Dear Matt, Tell Jared he will break my little heart if he grows out his hair, Bey is clearly insane. You may break Erin's heart if you wear the headband too, so best not do that. More evidence of Bey's insanity Love Ali x Dear Bey, Stop putting such terrible thoughts in their minds! Ali x
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Post by Nee on Aug 26, 2010 16:53:37 GMT
Dear Matt, Come to think of it, Nik's right. You did have more of a Bruce Springsteen thing going on. I also agree with her about Caleb. I could make you a tape with all the instructions we'd like Caleb to follow, and you could just, you know, play it at night while he's sleeping? He'd never know the difference, but we would. Love, Nee
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Post by rockchick26 on Aug 26, 2010 17:45:42 GMT
Dear Matt, If you aren't busy today, could you wrap yourself up in a big red bow and give yourself to me for my birthday? I promise I'll have you back with your woman by midnight!
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Post by NikLovesLeb on Aug 26, 2010 19:10:32 GMT
Dear Matt,
I agree with Nee.
You have subversive charm and you are the cousin. So you wont get hit in the ballsack, if anything happens.
So, to reiterate:
1. Wear headband. The narrow kind. So you channel Bruce, not Brett.
2. See a holic for instructions regarding Caleb. (they are long and detailed)
3. Wish Shelly a happy birthday.
4. I cant keep up with Jared's ever-changing hair and beard styles. Therefore, suggest that he does whatever it is that the majority of Jizzlers want him to do in terms of hairdo/beard combo.
5. The Russian dance--very impressive. Keep on dancing!
xxx
Nik
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Post by Nee on Aug 26, 2010 19:12:02 GMT
PS Just as a side note, some Holics' instructions may vary (beard vs no beard, long hair vs short). Make sure you see the right one.
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Post by NikLovesLeb on Aug 26, 2010 19:28:01 GMT
Yes Matt,
See ME. No one will complain after we are done. (well, maybe only Caleb)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2010 19:50:48 GMT
Dear Matt,
I think what Nik meant to say there is that you should suggest to Jared that he does whatever it is that the biggest Jizzler wants him to do in terms of hairdo/beard combo. And I, as that Jizzler, would like to reiterate that it needs to remain as is.
Thanks duck.
Love, Ali x
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Post by NikLovesLeb on Aug 26, 2010 20:09:42 GMT
Dear Matt,
that's what i meant. ^^^
x, Nik
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Post by Nee on Aug 26, 2010 20:49:57 GMT
Dear Nik, Who's Marr?
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