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Post by mrsbrightside on Jul 27, 2008 19:22:29 GMT
Matt's naked body (it came this way thanks to the nifty finger work of our Eimear) is sprawled in the mud, all over Caleb's. Caleb can't see that well, and starts going "Hahaha. Leanne. Stop touching there! It tickles!" Then Matt goes... "Umm. Cal" Then Caleb goes "Shut up Matt, me and Leanne are having a bit of fun time!"  Then Jared comes along, pulls the bass drum off his head and goes "Look, it's Matt you doofus!" Caleb is maad and horrified, so takes both Jared and Matt in one windmill... OMG luving your work Phoebe, that was hilarious!  ....................Matt and Jared are knocked to the floor, Caleb shouts VICTORY and starts doing a naked rain dance round them, not realising Jared has noticed Caleb dancing around him he swiftly trips him up, Caleb goes face first in the mud, Jared then jumps on Caleb and tries to pull his hair out, Caleb face soaked in mud screams..."NO JARED MY HAIRLINE!!!" then............ P.s Yeah Cat thats the headline for the next installment! LOL |
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Post by razzthekid505 on Jul 27, 2008 19:29:29 GMT
Nathan jumps on, screaming "SUPER BIG BROTHER!!!" He ripps Jared off of Caleb, and bangs their heads together!
Nathan says "Guys... Your embarrasing me in front of my beer!" Then Nathan gives a cheeky wink and wave at his 6 pack of beer. He then goes to the boys "She's called Stella. Stella Artois..." Jared and Caleb are just staring in horror and amusment... They look at each other, wink and nod, then they both pounce on Nathan! .......
Meanwhile, Eimear is comforting Matt, as he is horrified, as he touched 'there' on his cousin... 'There' was only reserved for Leanne!
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Post by cat vicious on Jul 27, 2008 19:35:06 GMT
hahahahahahaha that's the best story i've ever read BUT Caleb's there part is also reserved for me |
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Post by mrsbrightside on Jul 27, 2008 19:38:30 GMT
Your on fire tonight Phoebe, your killing me with these! so funny .........................Caleb runs over to the crate of Stella and proceeds to down each one (also trying to get over the Matt trauma) Jared picks Nathan up with such stength (surprising for a boy of his weight! LOL) and pile drives Nathan in to the mud, Jared proceeds to chuck mud at Caleb as he is annoyed he didnt share the beer. Caleb now pissed staggers over to fight Jared only to trip over his own feet and pass out on top of Nathan, Nathan is in tears as his only love has been taken away..."My beer, my lovely Stella, why Caleb WHY? we were gonna go to Hawaii together, Caleb your gonna pay for this...when you wake up that is!" Nathan chucks Caleb off him and runs for Jared................................ |
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Post by razzthekid505 on Jul 27, 2008 19:46:08 GMT
(Hahah. Eimear better come on quickly.. It's a good one tonight!!)
Jared is eyeing up Phoebe, doing a little dance, and doesn't see Nathan coming at him. Nathan rugby tackles Jared to the ground, and starts burying his head in the mud. "EAT DIRT LITTLE BOY!!!!"
Jared spits the mud in his face, and like a little kid, starts going "what about Caleb... What about Caleb???"
Caleb is absoloutly slaughtered, and his head is killing him after his knocking out. Caleb gets up, and starts making his way to Matt, (but again, he can't see that well). "Llleaaannnnneeeeee" said Caleb, drunk... "NOO CALEB.. NOT THIS AGAIN!!!" screamed Matt, in horror. Nathan at this point is running at Caleb, and pushes him right into Mat......
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Post by cat vicious on Jul 27, 2008 19:55:29 GMT
i really don't know what to think about Matty touching Caleb :S
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Post by mrsbrightside on Jul 27, 2008 20:01:03 GMT
OMG! Phoebe im actually aching from laughing too much! .......Matt yells "NATHAN NOOOOOOOO", Caleb falls on top of Matt again passes out, Matt can hardly breathe "Ei...m...ea..r.....h..e..l..p" he cries, Nathan sees Matt in distress feels bad and helps get Caleb off Matt.."sorry man i didnt see you there" he helps him up with one hand, Matt twists Nathans hand behind his back then knees him in the groin "SUCK ON THAT BITCH, THAT WILL TEACH YOU!" Nathan's cowers in pain and being kicked in the winkie.....meanwhile Jared starts chanting..."Matty and Caleb sitting in a tree, K..I..S..S..I..N..G...." Matt still trying to block the event out of his head grabs the empty beer case and launches it at Jared, Jared has beer dripping all over his hair (this makes Jared MAD!) he sees red and................ |
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Post by razzthekid505 on Jul 27, 2008 20:07:19 GMT
Goes charging at Matt... "YOU BITCH. NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR... EXCEPT PHOEBE.. BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT MATTER!!!! AHH YOU BITCH!"
Mattis kinda standing there, waiting for the impact. Jared comes at him, but slips in the mud, right infront of Matt, and his head brushes Matt's you-know-whats as he falls down! "Well, that's new" declared Matt, as Jared fell. But again, Matt was mentally scarred. This was a bad day for Matt, having both his cousins feel him up! Jared is crying on the floor, in horror "NOOO.. MY FACE... TOUCHED YOUR!!! AHHHH NOOOO. I'M PRACTICALLY GAY!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Caleb is still half drunk, comes up to Jared and goes.. "You touched my girl in a way I find sexual..." He then.........
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Post by queenoftherodeo505 on Jul 27, 2008 20:09:53 GMT
HAHAHAHAHA GUYS THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! I feel terrible im so late! Let me come up with something |
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Post by razzthekid505 on Jul 27, 2008 20:13:22 GMT
YAYAYAY! EIMEAR IS HERE! (that rhymes) have you read all of todays.. they've been pretty good!
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Post by queenoftherodeo505 on Jul 27, 2008 20:15:43 GMT
Omg they are seriously HILARIOUS!!! is Leanne gone?? you guys are all getting karma from me..... sooooo funny!!! so is Jared practically gay now?  and oh no my Matty has had such a bad day today!!! |
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Post by mrsbrightside on Jul 27, 2008 20:16:40 GMT
Eimear is on line!! get on here girlie! ....shouts at Jared with speech some what slurred "Hoooshhw dare yoooussh feelsh up my womb" Matt getting pretty pissed off with all this manly attention screams at Caleb "IM NOT LEANNE IM MATT YOU ABSOLUTE TIT! FEEL ME UP AGAIN AND BOY YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT KIDS!!" Caleb finally realises his mistake and is horrified that he actually done it again! "JESUS I THOUGHT YOU WERE .....OMG EEEWWWWW" Jared is hysterical laughing at this point, Caleb and Matt launch two windmills straight for Jared.................. |
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Post by razzthekid505 on Jul 27, 2008 20:17:50 GMT
Yeahh. But you have been there to comfort him.. I don't think Leannes gone, it's probably just doing that gay thing it does...
Today the funniness has been spilling out.. And Nathan had a girlfriend called Stella. Bless him.
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Post by queenoftherodeo505 on Jul 27, 2008 20:19:32 GMT
Stella Artois....... hahahaha okay i have to get involved in this Caleb/Matt action  |
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Post by razzthekid505 on Jul 27, 2008 20:21:31 GMT
Yeahh. We'll let you write this one Eimear!
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Post by cat vicious on Jul 27, 2008 20:21:44 GMT
Hi Eimear!!
Phoebe I can't believe what i just read...Jared's practycally gay!!!
you see... cute boys are gay!!(Caleb's no gay Leanne and I can tell)
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Post by mrsbrightside on Jul 27, 2008 20:22:08 GMT
Go for it Eimear! |
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Post by queenoftherodeo505 on Jul 27, 2008 20:22:39 GMT
Eimear is on line!! get on here girlie! ....shouts at Jared with speech some what slurred "Hoooshhw dare yoooussh feelsh up my womb" Matt getting pretty pissed off with all this manly attention screams at Caleb "IM NOT LEANNE IM MATT YOU ABSOLUTE TIT! FEEL ME UP AGAIN AND BOY YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT KIDS!!" Caleb finally realises his mistake and is horrified that he actually done it again! "JESUS I THOUGHT YOU WERE .....OMG EEEWWWWW" Jared is hysterical laughing at this point, Caleb and Matt launch two windmills straight for Jared.................. Caleb and Matt then knock Jared over but Caleb is soon to give in as he is so drunk, Matt then takes out a pair if scissors and shouts at Jared CALL ME GAY AGAIN BITCH AND THE SIDE FRINGE IS FINITO!!!!! Jared horrified at the thought of losing his hair starts crying.... Nathan then realises whats going on and attacks Matt HES MY LITTLE BRO MAN..... DON'T BE SO MEAN!!! Then........ |
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Post by mrsbrightside on Jul 27, 2008 20:23:16 GMT
Hi Eimear!! Phoebe I can't believe what i just read...Jared's practycally gay!!! you see... cute boys are gay!!(Caleb's no gay Leanne and I can tell) Yeah well he does keep mistaking me for a man! |
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Post by queenoftherodeo505 on Jul 27, 2008 20:24:09 GMT
Mmmm....... nah hes not gay tho, just seriously drunk! |
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and oh no my Matty has had such a bad day today!!!