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Post by dirty bird on Aug 17, 2004 22:02:35 GMT
aaawww!
they fit actually! well done Lizz
Efrat doll, i'm sorry, imagine them fucking the most beautiful woman that ever graced this earth (okay don't make a habit of that haahaa) and then you're prepared. more than prepared. hugs chicky.
i see a red door and i want it painted black.
i fucking love this song! good beat. yA!
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Struttin' Now
I'll be in the lobby drinking for 2
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Post by Efrat on Aug 17, 2004 22:05:01 GMT
aww a good lesson for life birdy! now i'm preperd!  |
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Post by ohhi on Aug 17, 2004 22:10:11 GMT
Hehehe it doesn't matter, she's dated about 28905 guys anyway, they'll break up soon. How are you going to go about getting regina spektor and nathan together then db?  |
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Post by dirty bird on Aug 17, 2004 22:15:19 GMT
aww well Lizz, i have a plan, a trick up my sleeve and a can of mace. i'll knock em out with the mace, then whilst unconscious tie them up together in the most uncompromising position and drag em somewhere nice and romantic but not intimidating, you know cause they won't know what's goin on when they wake up., and then we'll have to see.
Efrat 
that's why it's probably just sex Lizz bahh
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Post by ohhi on Aug 17, 2004 22:21:19 GMT
Bahh as in bah humbug?! I hope so! I must say I quite like your plan.  And I'd love to help in any way possible.. I've forgotten what I was going to say now...  |
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Post by Efrat on Aug 17, 2004 22:23:59 GMT
hey' ive got a question.... regina spektor? is she the asian singer?
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Post by ohhi on Aug 17, 2004 22:26:19 GMT
Nah she's not, she's from new york maaan! I can send you an mp3 if you'd like on msn or something. She is seriously awesome singer and songwriter, her songs are touching and she's 'quirky' hehe I love her though |
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Post by Efrat on Aug 17, 2004 22:32:43 GMT
oh really.. i did not know that. i dont have msn but you can recommend me on some songs and i'll download them. i need to hear if she is good enough for nathan, not that i dont trust you  |
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Post by ohhi on Aug 17, 2004 22:39:11 GMT
Aaww that's sweet! Shame about the msn though. Ok to recommend tracks. Well.... the first one you have to get is 'Samson' it's my favourite. Then go with Carbon Monoxide and Oedipus. Actually you can listen on her website www.reginaspektor.com I have 'Songs' it's so good! Hope that helps, and hope you like |
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Post by Efrat on Aug 17, 2004 22:46:04 GMT
thank youuuuuuu! and about the msn... i'm thinkink about making an account, and i will! but i have icq which is the same thing basicaly... i'll let you know what i think about regina! |
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Post by skycity on Aug 18, 2004 2:08:24 GMT
Ohhhhhhhh. Thats heart breaking about Caleb and Kate Moss. ewww.
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Post by PrickleyPorcupine on Aug 18, 2004 5:50:17 GMT
Who knows if its true tho.
Also, if it is, am I the only one freaked out that she's dating a 22 year old? How old is she now.....?
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Post by Kitty on Aug 18, 2004 7:53:35 GMT
aww well Lizz, i have a plan, a trick up my sleeve and a can of mace. i'll knock em out with the mace, then whilst unconscious ... No!!! Mace is made from CN gas en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CN_gas and OC spray en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_spray they don't make people unconcious just ill. If you want to knock them out then Chloroform is probably the best option Kate Moss was born on the 16th of January 1974 making her 30 I think. But I'm a little rubbish with numbers. |
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Post by skycity on Aug 18, 2004 12:38:32 GMT
yeah.
ewww.
I'm so tired of models.
Especially Kate.
She really gets around.
It makes it shitty for the rest of us having to watch.
Wasn't Johnny Depp enough? Or Daniel Craig? Johnny Knoxville?
oh its just exhausting.
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Something abouuuuut the music, it got into my pants...
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Post by jiffy on Aug 19, 2004 12:28:59 GMT
caleb's dating kate moss!! [/color][/quote] (jiffy dons a fake moustache and gruff manner befitting an army sergeant)...Well, soldiers, we're here to salute a good man, a true man lost on the field of battle. I know our hearts grieve, but we must stand strong in the face of this horrific tragedy - a tragedy that is the sad destiny of many a young warrior such as Followill. Seeing his youthful frame we all believed he had so much more in him, but the cruel, dark Lady Mab had different plans for our boy. We may miss his conversational banter in the mess hall - who can forget his tales of masturbation and of watching his siblings fornicate? Who among us has not been reminded of their own frailty upon hearing his plaintive voice share the painful (and rather graphic )reality of 'Soft'? But we must not dwell on past times, nore even our hatred for the cruel Lady of Death and 'Just Because I Can' Cradle-Robbing, for in doing so we will only stir up own own lingering dreams for Followill - now never to be. So, I urge my soldiers to stand, shoulder to shoulder resolutely on the battlefield, and vow to protect our remaining boys from unjust and untimely ends. Before we turn in, let us pay our last respects to a fine (fine fine FINE) young soldier - Caleb, we salute you. (Jiffy proceeds to play a parpy 'Taps' on a crappy old trumpet... prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph. prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph. prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph, prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph phrrraaaaarrrrph phrprph) P.S. oooooh, Miss Moss. Go home to your kid and stop shagging aboot, you ol' mare. |
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Post by skycity on Aug 19, 2004 12:36:50 GMT
I feel validated.
It took three days for someone to write that and Jiffy, you have done a fine job in paying tribute to the young man whose name shall ne'er be spoke again.
except to say, ewww, Caleb. (Whiny) Ewww.
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Post by jiffy on Aug 19, 2004 13:12:23 GMT
skycity - I'm sorry I took so long to come to your aid - I was out of the country, and would've registered my disgust FAAAARRRR earlier had I been in Blighty and able to cyberdawdle. Honestly, you leave the country for a few weeks to saunter about with palm trees and fish (stupid buggers - why do they keep bumping into my legs and freaking me out - I can see them, so they SURELY must be able to see me. What, are they blind? OR just vindictive, the scary-ass freakfish. Not enjoying the fish), and then I get home to find all hell has broke loose. Why can't a respectable rich older man keep hell in her place, and not running all round every gig going in search of fresh meat? Or better still, why can't hell just discipline herself to only two men per year? Bad hell, bad bad hell. Go to your room. Without Caleb.
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Post by i shouldn't be here on Aug 19, 2004 15:56:35 GMT
Regina Spektor is a great artist. 'Chemo Limo' is a great song. me go listen to that now. yeah she's more than good enough. when you hear her music you will understand. she's perfect in everyway and so i hand over the keys to the cupboard.
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Post by PrickleyPorcupine on Aug 19, 2004 16:52:47 GMT
caleb's dating kate moss!! [/color][/quote] (jiffy dons a fake moustache and gruff manner befitting an army sergeant)...Well, soldiers, we're here to salute a good man, a true man lost on the field of battle. I know our hearts grieve, but we must stand strong in the face of this horrific tragedy - a tragedy that is the sad destiny of many a young warrior such as Followill. Seeing his youthful frame we all believed he had so much more in him, but the cruel, dark Lady Mab had different plans for our boy. We may miss his conversational banter in the mess hall - who can forget his tales of masturbation and of watching his siblings fornicate? Who among us has not been reminded of their own frailty upon hearing his plaintive voice share the painful (and rather graphic )reality of 'Soft'? But we must not dwell on past times, nore even our hatred for the cruel Lady of Death and 'Just Because I Can' Cradle-Robbing, for in doing so we will only stir up own own lingering dreams for Followill - now never to be. So, I urge my soldiers to stand, shoulder to shoulder resolutely on the battlefield, and vow to protect our remaining boys from unjust and untimely ends. Before we turn in, let us pay our last respects to a fine (fine fine FINE) young soldier - Caleb, we salute you. (Jiffy proceeds to play a parpy 'Taps' on a crappy old trumpet... prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph. prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph. prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph, prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph prrrhprph phrph phrrraaaaarrrrph phrrraaaaarrrrph phrprph) P.S. oooooh, Miss Moss. Go home to your kid and stop shagging aboot, you ol' mare. [/quote] *gets misty eyed* Thank you |
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Post by skycity on Aug 19, 2004 21:02:04 GMT
Wasn't that just the most beautifully written thing you've ever read? I mean, Jiffy, you deserve big praise for delivering such a scathing and yet personable piece.
The thing that gets me is Why?
I mean, of all the women, and c'mon there are way too many= Why Kate?
I guess its just that I reeeeeallllly wanted to believe, BELIEVE! that Caleb was...the dreaded word....DIFFERENT.....
OH GOD He's not!
OH SHAME
SHAME (wringing hands)
I wish he had picked someone else, for his own reputation's sake, someone intelligent and...and... dignified and... TALENTED for God's sake at least talented, anything other than a model.
peeeewwww. a model??oh its all in the shitter now.
forgive me.... I go on.
yuck.
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