in support of duckface

[jiffy]

debaser - i'm thinking you know a fair bit about insane-ness and depravity (just like The Pryor - man, he was fucked up! But v. funny). I sense the force is strong in you. Thanks, love!

[jiffy]

hahahahaaaaaa
blackdress - you just killed me! Too fucking funny!!

[blackdress]

I can see it now, Nacho does the Peter Kay routine of going on holiday.

Caleb gets them all up at three in the morning and hoovers, shouting "One up, all up." with Nacho going "What's wrong with your voice, Caleb? You're not even South." He puts the plant in the sink and puts the radio on in case "we get robbed."

Nathan spends all his time packing bags of washing powder and coffee mate, gets stopped at customs and then finds a bar in Spain, just like Johnny's Shack in Tennessee, which has repeats of I Love Lucy on telly and says "Very clean people" a lot.

Matthew and Jared throws tins of beans all over the walls of the room and take pictures of themselves pointing to send into Watchdog so they can their money back. Jared then gets violent when they come home and Matthew spends most his time ringing his mother asking "What's the weather like there?"

It all ends with a Nacho and his lady friend singing along to God Bless America or the theme to Freinds.




That would be the greatest sex, IN THE WORLD!

[megggg]

that's better than porn right there.

good lord.

i LOVE it.

[sarah]

this thread is fucking hilarious x

[PrickleyPorcupine]

Do u see what she did there? ^

[blackdress]

At a crucial moment

Nacho: It's spitting

Lady Friend: Garlic bread?

There could be a sequel, Nacho does Peter Kay at the Bolton Albert Halls. Nacho talks about wedding, Nacho talks about video recorders from the early eighties, Nacho talks about Bullseye. Genius.

[megggg]

i'd pay good money for that.

yeehaw.

[blackdress]

Meggg dear, can you imagine it?

Now then Maria, it's been smashing, lovely, great. Now let's have a look at what you could have shagged. It's Matthew, he's eighteen and he's got money burning a hole in his faded jeans pocket. Take him back. You'll have to pay for your own taxi, love.

I'm going on the assumption Nacho is actually Jim Bowen.

Nacho is a genius. I think more people should be made aware of this fact.

[milK]

we are already.

[blackdress]

even more aware. Nacho's Good Sex Guide should be written.

[jiffy]

Oh, PLEASE say it would be like 'The Joy Of Sex' with lots of pictures of naked men with beards!!!
I found that book in the attic when I was 11 ; many happy hours followed....
Possibly this fabulous book (original version, not the crappy editions with unbearded pictures you find today) primed my sexual tastes so that I would instantly find young bearded guys extremely hot and make me think dirty things....MORE SEX PICTURES WITH BEARDS! I've now added this to my campaign.

[blackdress]

Yay! I think The Nacho Good Sex Guide could be him and Eliza Dushku (the mother of Nacho's kids in my dream and she is very pretty) showing us all how comedy sex is done as well as other things.

Nacho showing men where the clitoris is. Nacho showing men why three quick thrusts is not classed as decent intercourse. Eliza showing women the best way to fake an orgasm when not with a studly Nacho like man.

They could give it away as a pair with another book. 'Carl Barat's Guide To Being A Sassy Chick' being the obvious choice.

They'd make squillions. I know I'd buy the books. I think we should have a campaign.

[megggg]

Personally, I look forward to the book signings...

[blackdress]

Oooooooo Eliza. She is my lesbian fantasy personage.

I would love to see Carl at a book signing. He would just out sass us all and then sing us a song about sassiness and silly mares fiddling around with his hair.