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Post by suneyedgirl on Dec 31, 2007 17:20:23 GMT
Dear me, Get some better friends woman! C'mon, spending new years eve alone has to be a sign! suneyedgirl.
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Post by ahasarah on Dec 31, 2007 18:41:22 GMT
Dear me, Get some better friends woman! C'mon, spending new years eve alone has to be a sign! suneyedgirl. ditto
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Post by myblackthumbnail on Dec 31, 2007 18:52:13 GMT
Thanks for the nice B-Day wishes. Too bad you're too far away for a kiss.......
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Post by ncox10021 on Dec 31, 2007 19:45:41 GMT
Dear Body:
Why are you making me feel so bad today? You're all shaky and full of anxiety. Jeez. CHILL! I know I should take better care of you, but why? I am sorry I hate working out. I think it's the most boring thing on the planet. Quit shaking! I'll try to cut down on the wine, I promise. Just stop making me panic!
From, your owner
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Post by youtometoyou on Dec 31, 2007 21:33:11 GMT
Dear Simon Amstell, Would you turn for me? I'd make it worth your while. Or failing that, would you settle for a sexless but hilarious marriage? We would have the most fun. Gleefully yours, H. xx Aww ha I love it. Karma for you!!
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Post by chandler on Jan 1, 2008 1:39:52 GMT
Dear Simon Amstell, Would you turn for me? I'd make it worth your while. Or failing that, would you settle for a sexless but hilarious marriage? We would have the most fun. Gleefully yours, H. xx Aww ha I love it. Karma for you!! Aw, thanks! I *heart* Simon!
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Post by youtometoyou on Jan 1, 2008 3:36:14 GMT
Aww ha I love it. Karma for you!! Aw, thanks! I *heart* Simon! Me too!! But dont worry........Ill stay out of your way haha
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Post by youtometoyou on Jan 1, 2008 3:59:25 GMT
Dear Happyaloners, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!! You guys have been really awesome making my stay here great!! This is one of the best forums Ive ever been a part of....Actually this is the BEST forum ive ever been a part of. You guys are really helpful and unlike other forums you guys dont bitch and complain about stupid things, or rag on people for things they say. ( and if people do, I wasnt around or havent read anything about it ha)......Well I hope you are all having fun right now. Thanks for being sooo AWESOME!! -Giovanna P.S: Sorry for the double post
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letter16no
Struttin' Now
i reject your reality & substitute my own!
Posts: 340
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Post by letter16no on Jan 1, 2008 7:54:47 GMT
Dear 2008: you'd better be awesome...or else!
Dear itunes UK: You need to work properly in the U.S. so I can buy a silly dance song by T2 and any b-sides of KOL I've might've missed. grrrr!
lovingly yours, Miranda
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Post by sovietkitsch on Jan 1, 2008 11:34:18 GMT
Dear Happyaloners, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!! You guys have been really awesome making my stay here great!! This is one of the best forums Ive ever been a part of....Actually this is the BEST forum ive ever been a part of. You guys are really helpful and unlike other forums you guys dont bitch and complain about stupid things, or rag on people for things they say. ( and if people do, I wasnt around or havent read anything about it ha)......Well I hope you are all having fun right now. Thanks for being sooo AWESOME!! -Giovanna P.S: Sorry for the double post Oh my, your avatar! I loved that episode of NMTB! Karma for that .
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Post by Soho on Jan 1, 2008 15:38:30 GMT
dear beer
i loved you last night, but now your making me ill, and quite frankly i dont want to see you for a long time
xx
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Post by Nacho's main cheese... on Jan 1, 2008 21:34:20 GMT
Dear Bottle of Starling Castle Riesling that I drank in it's entirety last night plus three bottles of Newcastle,
It's was so good last night, but thanks fer making me late to work today, and thanks fer my shaking hands, throbbing head, red eyes and rotten breath as well. Oh yeah...and thanks fer the fucked up dream I had last night that I got fired from my job.............
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Post by Nacho's main cheese... on Jan 1, 2008 21:37:51 GMT
Dear hormones that course throughout my veins,
Why are there so many of you in number being released in my system right now? I've been insatiable and horny as hell for the past three years.
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Post by Nacho's main cheese... on Jan 1, 2008 21:40:08 GMT
Dear Dr. Ian Kerner Ph.D
Thanks fer all the wonderful advice. I can give head now like you wouldn't believe........
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Post by suneyedgirl on Jan 2, 2008 0:23:49 GMT
Dear self, Do something, quick.
Indifference. x
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Post by myblackthumbnail on Jan 2, 2008 1:07:39 GMT
As previously stated, I really enjoy these posts from Nacho's Main Cheese. Wish I still lived in MPLS.
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Post by mrsjjfollowill on Jan 2, 2008 10:54:16 GMT
Dear Christmas Tree, why do have to be so darn huge that it makes it almost impossible to take you down?! and also why are you so determined for me not to take the damn balls off? WHY WHY WHY?! From: the girl who's lost her mind completely XX
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Post by chichi on Jan 2, 2008 15:19:02 GMT
Dear Ass,
Get on that treadmill....NOW!!!
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Post by mrsjjfollowill on Jan 2, 2008 17:08:12 GMT
Dearest really annoying people that keep calling!!!
i'm fine! honestly i'm coping so please stop calling the house every couple of hours trying to check up on me!! and NO i really can't be bovered to call you at 6 in the afternoon to tell you that i haven't been kiddnapped or killed, i'd rather be watching tv putting my feet up...so leave me alone!!
XXX
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Post by Soho on Jan 2, 2008 17:25:08 GMT
dear max
please god stop singing hey jude, it was fun the first 3 times, but that was tow days ao. seriously stop it
xx
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