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Post by lostatsea on Mar 27, 2009 16:17:09 GMT
adult cake.
When you go to the disco, what do you do?
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Post by montana on Mar 27, 2009 17:22:59 GMT
Lose my jumper
Why me?
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Post by pagalawala on Mar 27, 2009 19:56:41 GMT
because Jesus said so
can i have some?
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Post by montana on Mar 27, 2009 20:54:56 GMT
only if you were born under the sign of capricorn
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
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Post by seaurchin on Mar 28, 2009 19:12:17 GMT
782659732567348637567384687169846519563487 - 1
Who flung dung?
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Post by lostatsea on Mar 31, 2009 16:16:35 GMT
Mr. Lung McChung
Why do all good things come to an end?
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Post by pagalawala on Apr 1, 2009 4:10:52 GMT
because the can of whipped cream ran out
what have i done?
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Post by down_with_sleeves on Apr 1, 2009 4:48:23 GMT
ya peed urself in public
why can't i have my cake and eat it too?
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Post by pagalawala on Apr 1, 2009 5:18:05 GMT
cuz atkins will come back from the dead to punish you
who are you waiting for?
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Post by down_with_sleeves on Apr 1, 2009 5:40:06 GMT
the pregnancy test to turn negative
are you single and ready to mingle?
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Post by lostatsea on Apr 30, 2009 17:35:21 GMT
mingle is my middle name. are you fallin fallin fallin falling?
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Post by GirlAnachronism on Aug 6, 2011 22:14:42 GMT
Yes, i've been falling into oblivion for centuries. I'm a vampire you see. "I'm going to give you the chance i never had"......Damnit! Always say no. Funniest person ever?
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