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Post by readsoloves on May 12, 2008 21:17:07 GMT
Defo appleshaker my dad does that and Ive done it myself before in the past it made me come over all manly, I then had to stop myself and drink a babycham with an umbrella in it
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Post by kim111 on May 12, 2008 21:17:47 GMT
yeah sharpeners are for girls!!
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Post by appleshaker on May 12, 2008 21:20:28 GMT
is it me or is this manly thread a little bit....gay? yeah tis slightly gay... heres some things that some men just cannot resist. Some are manly...some are not. 1. tentatively sniffing any dangerous substance 2. jamming your penis between your legs to see what you look like as a girl. 3. Turning around when you hear high heels 4. touching something when someone tells you it's really hot. 5. telling your girlfriend about compliments from other females. 6. Any kind of deal involving two for one pastries. 7. finally, spitting at urinals.
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Post by kim111 on May 12, 2008 21:22:32 GMT
omg yeah why do men sniff everything??
theres also the taking things apart to see how they work then being unable to put them back together.
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Post by readsoloves on May 12, 2008 21:24:21 GMT
More importantly why do all boys do the willy between the fanny - watching too much Silence of the Lambs - either way it's funny/odd all at the same time
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Post by readsoloves on May 12, 2008 21:24:59 GMT
Sorry meant willy between the legs - I need to read my emails before I send them - ha ha willy between the fanny that would be wrong.
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Post by appleshaker on May 12, 2008 21:27:08 GMT
haha yeah slightly funny probably just odd. does someone do that in silence of the lambs?
and yeah Kim the taking things apart just to ffail miserably when trying to put them back together is a funny one :/
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Post by kim111 on May 12, 2008 21:30:43 GMT
my friend has her tv remote taped together cause her bloke took it apart and it wont go back together now. what exactly did he think he was gonna learn about the workings of the remote control?
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Post by kim111 on May 12, 2008 21:30:59 GMT
my friend has her tv remote taped together cause her bloke took it apart and it wont go back together now. what exactly did he think he was gonna learn about the workings of the remote control?
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Post by amycakes on May 12, 2008 21:32:15 GMT
can i just ask, why do men feel compelled to play video games in every little bit of their spare time? even when there's glorious weather out, they'd still rather play PES2008 than actually come into contact with daylight.
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Post by readsoloves on May 12, 2008 21:33:45 GMT
I wont dream ride my push bike now since my partner took it apart to clean it (why oh why I will never know) anyway it didn't all fit back together properly and when my brother came over he couldn't stop laughing that he's put the handle bars on back to front. Appleshaker - Yeah the weirdo killer in SOTL puts it between his legs when he's making a skin coat gross. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5PSdBWvx8sThis book is brilliant - my partner has it as toiler reading material (again another Manly must) but so many good things in it.
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Post by kim111 on May 12, 2008 21:34:33 GMT
lol i cant talk on that point cause i missed lots of the sunshine watching football on sunday! amy
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Post by Jigglytuffy™ on May 13, 2008 3:29:42 GMT
I like playing video games too, but I can't call myself a hardcore gamer. So when exactly did this thread turn gay?
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Post by newtonab on May 13, 2008 3:32:31 GMT
ooh neon sorry but your manly thread just changed into another hot guy thread that guy from the blizzards is hot! Haha. Typical HappyAlone.
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Post by interestingtrash on May 13, 2008 6:03:25 GMT
Ooh, I like this thread - it's perfect for the new me. I'll give it a shot: I was bangin' this chick the other night, when I realized that I was hungry. So I kicked her out and ordered up some hot wings and brewskies. After I was done, I took the biggest shit of my life - it was unbelievable. I tried to take a picture of it but I accidentally dropped my camera in the toilet. Then my bitch girlfriend had the nerve to call me and tell me her car was broken down on the side of the highway and could I come help her. Fuck that, football was on! No one's heard from her for a while now. Do you know what that means??? I'm single and ready to mingle! Look out ladies, the boys are back in town... grrrrrrr. How was that? YARRR! RUB SOME DIRT IN IT! *MANLY GRUNT* what kind of tampons do you all manly lot prefer? The only manly tampon for girls is a block of wood! ughh, NEON!! Christ!! i just crossed and un-crossed my legs a few times... to adjust my throbbing member, of course!
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Post by youtometoyou on May 13, 2008 6:14:26 GMT
The only manly tampon for girls is a block of wood! ughh, NEON!! Christ!! i just crossed and un-crossed my legs a few times... to adjust my throbbing member, of course! Oh wow I nearly fell out of the chair laughing! Hahahaha!
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Post by myblackthumbnail on May 13, 2008 17:03:43 GMT
Men.
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Post by Jigglytuffy™ on May 13, 2008 17:11:35 GMT
Men. Hehe, the second time, all I saw was the lady's boobs.
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Post by ncox10021 on May 13, 2008 17:16:43 GMT
haha that's great MBT!
*sniffs armpits and scratches self*
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Post by kim111 on May 13, 2008 17:45:04 GMT
that lady in mbt's little vid does have some very bouncy boobs!
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